I swear to god if I hear Chasing Cars one more time....

I hate how to get away with murder. The humor and love of character’s friendships is what makes her shows great and HTGAWM has zero fun-zero cast chemistry.

My jump the shark moment was when Izzy did that crazy butter monologue after Meredith drowned in 3 inches of water. Reposted for everyone’s benefit:

The ghost-sex season was so fucked up. I’m debating carrying on with Scandal because Olivia keeps making bad decisions and not picking Jake over the asshat. HTGAWM is only on season two, so I’m still with that one.

Seriously. I stopped watching Grey’s when Izzy was fucking a ghost dude. I stopped watching Scandal after season 2 because I got bored with the woman who couldn’t resist the asshat.

I predict that like the rest of her shows, the first three seasons will be awesome, and then it will descend into weird plotlines whose watchability is debatable.

you beautiful, naive land mermaid.

I read “Come on, Kendall,” and as I clicked, I whispered to myself, “Cornrows or war bonnet? Cornrows or war bonnet?” while waiting for the page to load. Fun game.

The other day, I saw her book in a bookstore and moved it back to the fiction section.

Honestly, I don’t want to see shit food babe has to say about anything.

And it will still taste like a basic bowl of diabetes.

[citation needed]

This has not been well combined, I agree. It’s just a bunch of chopped stuff with no binding element that’s going to fall off everywhere and the bread looks barely singed, let alone toasted.

How do you even eat it? As soon as you pick it up, all the bits will roll off!

I prefer slicing it thinly and fanning it out, it makes me feel Fancy. Chopped is definitely wrong though.

Why would you have chopped Avocado on toast instead of smashed. Smashed is clearly superior.

I was shocked the first time I received a sandwich without a pickle. Not having chips didn’t bother me so much because unlike most people, I find sandwiches filling. However, I am a goddamned pickle fanatic. That is one of the best parts of ordering a sandwich.

I’ll be real w you this avocado toast is garbage you deserve more from life

I wish Tom Douglas was reading this. YOUR SANDWICHES AT BRAVEHORSE SHOULD COME WITH A SIDE TOM!