• Bruce Jenner is a size 22.

I wish I’d had the balls to do this. Once the word gets out that I’m vegan with celiac, my lunch and food options in general become a constant topic of conversation. Even just eating alone at my desk isn’t safe - I once had one of those Lean Cuisine types (literally, two meals a day were LC in her world) come past my…

Would read, would write, would gladly share all the screenshots I’ve taken of all the horrible men that Kim Kardashian: Hollywood is trying to make my lesbian avatar date.

While every one of these pleas is a manifestation of my darkest Netflix wish, having actually watched every single episode of this show in the name of research, I would strongly advise you not to give in to this urge as it will change you in ways you could never have foreseen, and you will not recognize yourself when…

I opted out of being one at my dad’s, because 11 attendants was just too many (and I knew with certainty that at least 5 of them plus the happy couple would be a year of non-stop drama). One of my sisters I suspect was secretly irritated that I didn’t put up a fight when she didn’t ask me, and made a big,…

I’m going with Yale, legacy admit

Swap two of those around and my hand goes way, way up

Oh man, fresh raw almond milk is the bomb. Especially if you use it for cocoa in the winter.

Having seen every episode of KUWTK in the name of research, I can confirm that she’s exceptionally shitty to Bruce about his appearance and how she thinks it reflects on her. It was terrible enough to see at the time, but now in hindsight, I’m convinced she’s Satan.

No, that makes sense, and to be fair I was only half-listening to my dad as he half-wittedly babbled about it, so my understanding is likely to be contracted and abbreviated itself

Fun fact: “canola” is allegedly a contraction of “Canada oil”, which was a marketing decision because of the unfortunate double meaning of “rape”. Why the hell no one changed this sign at that point is beyond me, though.

How bad is it that I could tell what this image is without even ungreying it?

I’m with both of you on this. I started wearing mascara two years ago at a moment when I really needed to feel better about myself in some small, tangible way, and like how it makes me look slightly more awake. I struggled with it becoming part of my daily routine, because expectations of women yadda yadda, but…

Red wine, with a drop of dishsoap so it breaks the surface tension of the wine and they drown right away. Works wonders.

I’m in film - you?

Please tell me you get insane points on whatever card you paid all those application fees on.

Obligatory grad school admissions thread (the 15th is nigh, friends):

Starred also for the screen name, holy shit <3

Not to be that guy (esp. when not actually a guy at all), but have you tried eliminating gluten for two weeks? I went through much the same as you and Ladyheatherlee for years, had every bizarre test you can think of, and put up with way more “oh, it’s just your period dear” bullshit from male doctors than anyone…

Hands up if you read that as “Tupperware parties for cannibals” at first.