Well, hey, the Red Sox are right up against the salary cap, so...wait...what's that, there's no salary cap?

Unfortunately all of Roger's farts were SBD's so the Commissioner's Office was forced to put an asterisk next to them.

It looks disgusting, but I'm not in the military so I don't have to eat them.

DO NOT EAT.

In defense of dart players, if people are trying to squeeze by you or are walking in your line of throw to get to the bar or the bathroom, then your bar has put their dart boards in the wrong location. One if the bars in my neighborhood has the boards lined up near the hallway for the bathroom so people are always…

Treating him like an animal by giving him a PS2 and not a PS3? Oh the indignity! How can anyone be expected to live in such squalor?

"You probably got cut"

1. Your attitude is one of the worst things about football- you're basically one step removed from the ex-shitty-HS player coaching his son's Pop Warner team to headhunt. I believe you were in a college locker room (so was I), but please don't assume that makes you qualified to speak about more than your own…

Sirrah, please do not compare a garment factory to your pamphleteering.

You wrote it wrong. You ARE condoning it.

Oh hey, Richie Incognito! How's it going, ya big asshole?

How could he possibly begin to make up for this, ever? I can't speak for the families who lost loved ones in his massacre, obviously, but surely some crimes must be unforgivable. And if this entitled behavior is any indicator of the progress of Brevik's rehabilitation so far, well...I think it would take a heck of a…

The "I'm not [x].....I'm just saying [y]" grammatical construction is the surest possible sign that you are about to read some monumentally smarmy, trolly, and shallow bullshit.

I am dumber for having read this. And that's saying something.

"I'm not condoning what happened to the Dolphins locker room".

All you did was type out one long excuse for abusive behavior and try to hide behind an unsupported assertion that this is how it is, how it's always been and how it will always be.

What I know is I'm old enough to be Incognito's grandmother and yet Incognito's behavior reminds me of every douche jock on my high school's football team. The whole affair reminds me of the "boys will be boys" attitude toward the swagger and the hazing and the bullying by these spoiled brats that went on in the…

We should consult th Angry Video Game Nerd on what games he should have to play for punishments.

Scandinavian countries have such better justice systems than basically anywhere else in the world. They give prisoners laxer sentences and they experience much less crime. Keep your vengeful attitude to yourself and actually think please!!

Norway is absolutely, 100% dedicated to the notion of prisoner rehabilitation—-their view of crime and punishment is almost the precise polar opposite of, say, Corrections Corporation of America (don't google it if you still believe the US is a free, First World country.)