I think mosh pits are for violent assholes and need to be outlawed. How's that. These fuckhats ruined Dropkick Murphys concerts for me. I like getting close to the band, but you can't do it at some shows without being caught in the middle of all these wannabe hard-ass motherfuckers acting out all their violent assault…

Hey, Billy Joel doesn't deserve that. I like Billy Joel and I'm not some lame-o who has a problem with people smoking weed. Try Barry Manilow instead.

I think mosh pits are for over-aggressive, testosterone-addled, perpetually-adolescent simians, are a public safety hazard, and should be outlawed. No, I'm not apologizing to anyone for that opinion.

Yeah really, anyone who has a problem with pot smoking should never go to a concert, seeing as they hate fun.

I had a complete stranger pass me a joint at a Roger Waters concert. It was pretty fuckin' sweet.

God, anyone who finger-whistles, anywhere, deserves a straight-up punch in the face.

There is absolutely no reason at all that coffee should ever be served to human beings at 180 degrees, anywhere.

But, but, but, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!

You forgot "...and women and black people are almost completely invisible".

None of this is incorrect; however, when you make an outright mockery of your impoverished employees by offering them "advice" like "eat less food", "stop whining", and "try singing in order to forget how miserable you are", and draw up "sample living budgets" that even a 15-year-old can see are completely divorced…

Of course they do. McDonald's hates everything that is not money.

Do people honestly think only men do this?

Ah hahahahahahah, it says "butt"! How very droll and uproarious! HEY JANE, QUICK, BRING THE KIDS UP, IT SAYS "BUTT" ON THESE TWO SCREENS

"eliminating a non-sentient potential human"

Maybe he thinks wives should always be wearing a nightie. Always.

George Carlin's legendary live rant on this subject was dead-on.

It really is just a competition amongst Republican politicians to see who can be the biggest misogynist fuckhat now, isn't it.

It really is just a competition amongst Republican politicians to see who can be the biggest misogynist fuckhat now, isn't it.

Does the word "hipster" even mean anything anymore?

And how is it fundamentally any different to want to have some restaurants that are off-limits to children as well? I really don't see the difference.