You forgot, this is America, where everybody knows more about medicine than a doctor because they read the Internet.

BECAUSE FREEDUMB RARARARARARARA.

Not vaccinating your child shouldn't be permitted. Your "personal liberty" does NOT permit you to endanger another person. You live in a SOCIETY, deal with it, libertarians.

I will say, as little interest as I had in the strip club I ended up in in NOLA, I was rather disappointed that they had to stop short of taking off their bottoms. For a city that's all about partying and booze flowing like water, that's kind of lame.

The one time I went to one was on Bourbon St. in New Orleans, and I went there with another dude because my other friends were leaving, and I felt like staying out and drinking more, so I said fine, I'll go continue drinking at the strip club with this guy. A stripper immediately greeted me when I walked in and asked…

I'll say it: I'm a guy who never understood the appeal of strip clubs. And don't get me wrong, I'm a horny motherfucker who watches a TON of porn. I just don't get the point of paying money to see a pair of tits that I'm not allowed to touch, nor am I even allowed to touch myself. What's the point of getting hard if…

There is no such thing as "political correctness" in actuality. It's an imaginary boogeyman that bigots whine about when called out on their bigotry. There is no movement called "political correctness", and there hasn't been in at least 25 years. NOBODY says "We want you to be politically correct". It's not "political…

The best part about being this guy is when you want to insult someone, you can totally say "Suck my left dick!"

You all joke, but when the iPad was first introduced, and I first heard the name, I honestly thought it was a feminine product.

Generally, I hate this new trend of abbreviating multi-syllable words just because...well, just because. "Vacay", "ridic", "jelly", "vom". Is everybody so fucking lazy now that multisyllabic words just take too much of our precious, precious time to say?

I agree, but also think we should ban "snowflake" in the way it's typically used on the Internet. Tyler Durden's delusional rant in Fight Club was NOT meant to be taken at face value. Also, that movie is 14 years old now, maybe we should move on.

"Daddy/mommy issues"

Any age of consent will be, by definition, arbitrary. At some point, you've got to draw a line. Will it be 100% fair in all cases? No, but you've got to draw the line somewhere, and no matter where you draw it, somebody will bitch that it's arbitrary. Personally, I'm fine with it being 18 (with a few years window…

I am so sick of this idea that if you are truly tolerant, you need to tolerate intolerance.

That's fitting, because I firmly believe that almost everyone under 25 is an idiot that should still be keeping their eyes and ears open, and their mouths closed.

OK, but at nearly 32, I now find college students to be annoying whippersnappers too.

Well, any place without teenagers is more pleasant almost by definition. Let us old farts have Facebook. Twitter is a bunch of ADHD-promoting bullshit and the worst thing to ever happen to the Internet along with the vile hashtag crap it spawned that is now EVERYWHERE, so you can have that.

Devil's advocate time: One-child policies may seem unjust, and China is a fucked-up place that I absolutely do NOT wish to defend...but there are a whole lot of people in China. Like, over a billion. There are so many people that personal space barely exists anymore. Who's to say that SOME sort of population control…

The First Amendment is FOR protesting the government, and IMO the main reason it was written. The Founding Fathers were rebelling against a country where they could not criticize the king for fear of being jailed, and FOR THAT PURPOSE, I believe in free speech. I do not believe it should cover spreading certain types…

First they came for the homophobes, and I said nothing, because I thought that was just wonderful.