Coming up in the thread: "I don't care if the police monitor everything I do because I'm perfect and never do anything wrong and only horrible people who aren't me break the law and they deserve literally everything that happens to them blah blah I'm a scared fascist coward".

Definitely a harmonica.

Well, another name for dominos is "bones"...

"Penis plug"? Are those a thing? And I'm not some kind of naive prude; I've seen just about every kind of bizarre fetish and fucked-up porn there is to be seen on the Internet. I've never heard of a "penis plug".

I'm sure books about war "heroes" will be just fine, though.

I thought that was pretty much everything we buy in America. If it says "Made In China", it was made in industrial horror factories with borderline slave labor. That includes ALL our electronics.

"Evenin' officer, what seems to be the probWHOOOOOOOOAAAAAA"

Would you prefer "fucking negligible", then, you insufferable pedant?

The amount of "false rape reports" is so low as to be statistically insignificant.

God, I am so sick of the constant fawning, sycophantic Internet circlejerk over Morgan Freeman.

I never understood the whole "I don't give two shits" thing. The expression is "I don't give A SHIT". One shit is the basic unit of measurement. You have to give one, before you can give two. Technically, couldn't you say "I don't give two shits", when you still, in fact, do give one? It makes no sense. Either you…

Wow, they actually refrained from the extremely hilarious, witty, clever, not-at-all overdone joke of putting "getting hit by a car" in the second-to-last spot for once.

Why the fuck is this remotely news, or article-worthy?

His name isn't even fucking "Bobby". It's Piyush, but he knows he has to adopt an Anglo name, because the type of people who support him fear anything vaguely ethnic or foreign-sounding and wouldn't vote for him otherwise.

Beautiful. This post made my day.

Or when somebody says something they consider "anti-American". Then, they'll be howling for that person to be prosecuted for treason. Because free speech is ONLY for racists, bigots, and religious blowhards.

Right-wingers only support the free market when it benefits THEM.

The day 3D printers put an end to mechanics charging you out the nose for parts will be a fine day indeed.

But how do you KNOW that a rape accusation was "false"? If the accused is found not guilty of rape, does that mean it was a false report, and the accuser goes to jail instead? I'd imagine that NO woman would dare to report a rape if we did things that way.

It's funny how they say that anyone who files a false rape report should go to jail...well, maybe they should get their fucking wish here!