How about one that sends a health inspector to frat houses, who takes one look around and declares the frat house unfit for human habitation. That ought to do the trick.

Exactly. False rape reports are so rare as to be STATISTICALLY FUCKING INSIGNIFICANT. Move along, nothing to see here.

Yeah, right...so how do you enforce that, exactly? If the accused is found not guilty, the accuser goes to jail for a "false accusation"? So...then women become even MORE afraid to report rapes, and as a result, NONE of them ever get reported! Sadly, I think this is what MRAs actually want.

Par for the fucking course for Reddit, sadly.

If 17, why not 16?

*ahem*

The NSA would LOVE to hire a schmuck like you.

Hey fucktard, 20 was a long, LONG time ago. I'm probably older than you are, and have seen far more shit than you. STOP ASSUMING THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WHOM YOU HAVE NEVER MET. If you think that a system that throws millions of non-violent people in prison and ruins lives over selling a few plants is…

I bet this is one food that looks exactly the same coming out as it did going in.

There is so much fucking wrong in that, that I really don't even know where to start. You're a fucking authoritarian, you honestly can't see that there really is a vast swath of difference between "drugs" and marijuana, and your "The law is the law is the LAW!" philosophy would condemn Rosa Parks and anyone who ever…

If you call pot users "druggies", you're a fucking retard.

Can someone tell me WHAT the Kardashians did to merit being famous? WHY do we care about them? What have they contributed to society? I'd like someone to explain to me what they have contributed to society.

Good. If the mere image of a finger outstretched from a closed hand offends your Victorian sensibilities, I'm glad, and hope you're offended by something every day of your life.

Libertarian Yankees fan. Holy God, that's just a massive helping of insufferable.

Fraternities: For people who can't make friends without paying, and are SO desperate to fit in somewhere that they'll willingly let others abuse them just to be accepted somewhere.

Fraternities do service to keep their nose clean, build good PR, and soothe their conscience of all the fucked up shit they do.

Sadly, "Just move to another state" is the Republitarians' go-to answer for anyone oppressed by discriminatory laws in their state.

Jesus Christ, are we going to be shoving glowing screens in kids' faces practically in the womb now?

FINE! I would GLADLY pay a little more for things if the workers were being treated decently, and I've said this many times in the past.

People who make the "sustain the population" argument are fucking idiots. This isn't fucking BSG. There are TOO MANY people on the earth as it is. People could literally stop having babies for about 5-10 years and we'd still be doing JUST FINE. If anything our species is going to die from overcrowding due to…