That's called "unfriend", and I find myself doing it often.

No, THIS is an impressive act of nerdery:

The "Shut Up Wesley" was just perfectly-placed.

Well, thanks for at least being realistic and not losing your shit at any sign of criticism of the frat system. That's the first time I've ever gotten a response of that nature back.

Don't forget, "You wouldn't call your country a cunt, HURRRR".

Yup. I even had one frat bro accuse me of being jealous of all the "top shelf pussy" they got. That phrase, exactly. Because, you know, pussy is just something that comes on a shelf, like a liquor bottle.

Hazing: "They did it to US when WE were pledges, so now we're going to get off on doing it to the new guys as a rite of passage. Also, we're all moral cowards without the gumption to say 'Actually, this is kind of fucked up and nobody should be doing it to anyone."

I despise frats, but I'll admit, I laughed at the whole "DON'T FUCK YOUR BROTHERS (but sexually is OK)" line.

Fraternity/sorority culture is disgusting, and the day it is eliminated from the American education system will be a great stride forward.

who understand that there is something greater than self, we are to live selflessly

A signature does not legally have to be legible, or even your name. It's not a form of ID. It's a mark that you could potentially recognize yourself as having made, as proof of giving your authorization to something.

Not necessary, hardly relevant in today's world, waste of time. Get rid of it and spend valuable lesson time teaching kids something that's actually important today. Like, say, how to write a respectful email to your boss.

You should probably change your username.

If I had to take a guess, I would wager to say that it's probably not the pot smoking that causes the man boobs, but the eating-every-fucking-thing-in-the-apartment that usually follows. Just a guess.

That's kind of like Axl Rose teaching a class on fucking sobriety.

As a male teenager in the late '90s, I always thought Real Sex was fairly good whacking material. Does this make me a bad person?

Someone else said it (sorta), but I honestly thought that said "Miss Blue Farted".

Reddit is truly one of the most disgusting places on the Internet. The really sad thing is, a lot of them don't even realize it.

I also would like a little thing that could turn into anything at anytime. That would be awesome.

Good! Nice to see a woman with a bush again! And if it grosses out the dudebros, all the better.