“You deserve it, little man!”

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

The Royals are like Touchdown Tom in that you should never count them out

I am pro labor, very pro union. Police have the right to use deadly force with occupationally issued firearms. There is a conflict of interest if they just stand behind every crazy that gets out of control. Collective bargaining for the right to have enough time between shifts to sleep, and a living wage is a lot…

Holy fucking shit.

Good. Gin is an abomination. #vodka4lyfe

That’s a really pathetic excuse, though. Like embarrassingly so.

I kind of see your point, but allegiance to a union over the obvious violation by an officer is simply dereliction of duty. If the cop defenders (and you should see them on conservative boards claiming that by sitting there she was acting violently) can call out all Muslims - who have a vested interest in protecting…

The bike race came right by my house! It was so much more exciting than anything that ever happened to me in Tennessee.

“The iPod requires me to change my lifestyle to meet it’s needs...”

To be fair, this is not a bad summary of Apple’s marketing strategy: Create a thing that nobody thinks they need. Convince people that they need it. Repeat.

Yes! As a UVA grad, I’m pleased — this should be a mild improvement from having no head coach at all.

Don’t ever in your life compare any fair Kansas Citian to that horrible horse faced hell spawn John Elway again.

I was hoping he’d have a good October and get his due as a true superstar of the game. Like him or not, he is. And he proved it.

Jose Bautista is one bad motherfucker, though.

My 5-year old’s favorite song is Europe’s “The Final Countdown” - they would be friends!

I don't know you or your child and never will, but that makes me happy too.

i felt hella creepy for awhile and then i decided to just live my truth

At the door, the bouncer scanned the ticket. “Just one?” he asked. “For Kidz Bop?”

Whereas the last time I spent time with my 7 year old nephew, he asked me what a “Trap Queen” was.

Tom, we all know Matthew Berry isn’t exactly hurting for cash. The guy wrote Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles.