Yeah! Make Tottenham play matches in an empty home ground!

This episode was gold.

I’ve never bothered to read WYTS because I gave up football when I gave up fantasy football. Now I’m wondering what I’ve been doing with my life. 

lol half of these are polyester but go off

Except for the Carolina Panthers WYTS.  This only has 50% more floral prints than anything involving Cam Newton.

and Liverpool signed an Allison 

I love seeing positive headlines like this on Deadspin.

This could be a very bad season for Chelsea.

I discovered a fish and tried to name them Osama fin Laden and the game wouldn’t allow it. It’s been dead to me ever since. I killed that goddamn fish out of spite though. 

Cleaning toilets is one of the chores that got put on my list when my wife and I got married, and sure as shit, that’s the same day I started sitting down to pee.

I am going forward believing that you are in fact a woman that just stands up and blasts piss in any environment where you’re not required to be considerate. Good day, ma’am

Hot Take / Unwanted advice:

It’s hard to say whose apologies are genuine, and whose are not. But, to say, “I’m embarrassed, and she was sitting right there” and “This is a big learning moment for me” is, I think, a pretty decent reflective statement.
I think Sarah Silverman said it best when she asked, “Can you love someone who did bad things?”…

I’ve heard people are totally ready to cancel Bateman since his apology. I feel like we are failing to distinguish between the men who commit sexual assault and the rest of the male population.

Michael always thinks he’s the good one...but always proves he is not.

The author lost any hope for credibility with me when they described Drake and Taylor Swift as two ‘worthwhile’ exceptions to the twenty-minute rule.

Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

I think bass have tailfins.

This whole time I thought it was “Ass of Bass”