To me, yips is the only explanation that doesn’t require you to blast everybody involved, including Fultz. If he’s suffering from impingement or dyskinesis or some other shoulder injury or purely physiological condition that is limiting his range of motion and fucking up his coordination, he probably shouldn’t be…

How about we...oh I dont know...let women do what they want and stop trying to police them? Radical idea I know...

I’ll wait for Haisley’s 10,000 word article explaining that the reason the Breakers failed was because the league doesn’t have relegation.

Narrator: It was not a consolation

sometimes i think about ramming the potato through the bin, or passing it to my friend, who is open and very much in a position to swoosh, but then i think, these are the best years of my life and i will never be 23 again so i hurl the ball with incredible force into the stands and i reveal my nipples to the crowd and…

It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

I have also heard that his dad is a hypocrite that smokes 2 packs a day.

Jesus, I think that would kill me.

If only he had a platform to tell his side of the story, perhaps in a wispy nostalgic tone, while taking loud breaths into a microphone.

Allowing a garbage human being to host during the middle of his presidential campaign is cool, but making fun of a fictional windshield repairman is a bridge too far.

Nah, there’s no pattern.

Bemoaning injuries to help justify a loss to Arsenal has to be like, the dictionary definition of irony.

If you look at that 2013 Celts/Nets trade in a dark bathroom while looking in a mirror Danny Ainge appears and marries your mom.

I could listen to Lee Russell berate people for hours. Great ending to a great show.

Not my area Pizza Huts. I have routinely gotten a pizza that is sopping wet with grease to the point of the cheese being almost liquid from them. Caesar’s is low-quality, but it is the correct quality for a fiver and a three minute stop.

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

I would love to get paid for commenting, but sadly all I get to do after I post is go home and enjoy an evening with my collection of KEDSUM 200PCS ADHESIVE CABLE CLIPS, WIRE CLIPS, CAR CABLE ORGANIZER, CABLE WIRE MANAGEMENT, DROP CABLE CLAMP WIRE CORD TIE HOLDER FOR CAR, OFFICE AND HOME.

Be careful, the stoolies are going to come along and tag Big Cat and tattle on you any minute now.

I’m not a fan of Barstool in the slightest, but the two “personalities” on this show, BigCat and PFT Commenter, and their podcast, Pardon My Take, are in no way similar to their peers. They’re way smarter and less crass/boorish.

“Taiwan border to the island of England”