So were all those teams that shit all over his cutter right after he came to the Royals stealing signs too? I’m a Royals fan, and last night was 100% predictable. The guy shouldn’t be pitching away from KC, and it isn’t because the other team is breaking rules.

Jays fans have not-so-quietly surpassed Yankees fans as the most insufferable people in sports. The way they whine, you’d think they had been spoiled by decades of success, but we all know that’s not the case.

Just stop, Johnny. You were terrible last night. It had nothing to do with stolen signs. Maybe it was Hirschbeck constantly altering his strike zone. Maybe it was that you were leaving juicy pitches high in the zone. Maybe it’s because you are the ultimate Jekyll-Hyde pitcher. It certainly wasn’t the Jays stealing…

(You just know this series is gonna end in a massive brawl where Rob Ford taps in and launches himself onto the field like in Wrestlemania

I was very concerned about your comment at first in the preview, but that turned out well! thank you!

As a father of a seven month old, my PS4 has rapidly transformed into a $400 paperweight capable of playing Curious George episodes whenever whoever’s in charge of the baby needs to take a shit. Turns on like a breeze though

I haven’t read Pitchfork since college. Do only men read it now? This whole thing flew over my head.

I don’t think the stock photo hipster guy would write this. Also, “skirts?” Do jerk-men from the current era say that? I am finding this a bit too implausible even as satire.

Do you...actually know any men?

This article is stupid.

Conde Nast? Why does that name sound familiar?

Damn, if only there was some other Media Company to take a stand against them, maybe via a personal attack on one of their executives sexual preferences.

Colo. Planning to publish any more invasive articles about the sex lives of their employees?

It is pretty ridiculous for a Carly Rae Jepsen album to get such a good score...

While in no way condoning the subject matter, I will say it’s hella impressive in person. The scale. Not the treasonous sons of bitches they chose to enshrine in such an impressive way.

This is everything I’ve ever wanted and more in a GIF.

That looks less like a sex toy and more like a glass pipe...

Dont be silly. Editors would be a dump thing to have

It’s hard to blame Rodriguez for taking a few shots before the end of the season. The MLB is a copycat league and CC Sabathia has established a precedent.