Yeah but the worst thing about the Big Liz comparison is that it’s accurate... I am Female Nick Kroll

Good job

Liz always looks good in bangs.

Here he is. I found him.

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

Seeing this in person was one of my best experiences. Really. This week was so fun.

If and when that happens.

What does that have to do with an umpire intentionally delaying the game in an attempt to goad a player into saying something?

No joke, summer is the worst season. I loathe being hot. All I ever want is to need to wear a heavy coat. Also, I think some people really are just genuinely drawn to melancholy. The darkening days are romantic to some of us.

And, somewhere in London, Bryan Adams*, kicks a wall, muttering:

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

The woolly hat is the most perplexing part of this story.

How else can you make a vehicle that was purpose built for hauling and towing even less practical?

Leaf swung at him three times, and missed each time, the player said.

Maybe she will give birth to some Buddhism messiah?

Yes, yes they are-especially the hashtags. There should be a limit to hashtags you put in the caption of your insta. Also, don’t #modelstatus yourself unironically. Just don’t.

I totally agree. We should reward kids for trying something new, even though they may fail, rather than rewarding them for having more natural sport ability at age 8 than another kid. Because I guarantee you no 8 year old is spending hours in the gym working on his game. Instilling a fear of failure in children is a…

On the one hand I hate the entire Greek system and think it needs to be dismantled. On the other, I think the malice directed at these girls is uncalled for. The video is just a bunch of young, beautiful (mostly white) women playing around. It’s not crazy sexual, it looks to me like they’re having a good time…