What, did he find out while they were at a Six Flags?

I can claim no understanding of how my gender thinks this to be appropriate.

Also, the "trunk or treat" shit is the worst. Let's insulate our kids from the world and just have them hoard candy in a parking lot! I get that there are places where you really don't have a better option (like the aforementioned super rural areas), but the majority of parents who push that shit do it for…

If the internet has taught us nothing else, it has taught us that people are the creepiest of shits out there.

+1 credit

I was a sophomore in college when it happened, and it was during a winter school term where only about 30% of students were actually on campus.

Puking still sucks, though. The dude who intercepted something meant for either my friend or me is a big guy, and whatever it was it messed him up hard. A few of us ended up staying over to make sure he was okay when it finally wore off. I ended up passing out in his bathtub while he was vomiting.

You poor thing! I just commented above that the same thing happened to a friend of mine. I'm glad you're friends stayed with you, too. Internet hugs.

Hey man, no judgement here, even if you were there for the prostitutes. Just glad you're ok.

My poor SO wore his to a wedding in Key West in May and was DYING but he thought the pants pockets looked weird without the jacket so he kept it on despite the heat. All the other male guests were shedding their coats, and even shirts, and so they were ALL saying to him "wow, seersucker really MUST be cool!" Bastard,…

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I'm going to reserve judgement until we find out how annoying these people were.

"...the fastest rise in the 78-year history of the poll"

I just. Ugh.

That's genuinely pretty fucking awesome.

in the process, this man is a dick to both towns. I love it.

I mean, this is your sub-conscious talking. Expecting it to be avoid playing to gender stereotypes might be a bit much to ask.

The difference between this and the enthusiastic coverage of Meeks on Jezebel is just embarrassing.

If we start throwing the pretty people in jail the next thing you know white people are going to start being arrested and we just can't have that! Draw the line here! Free the pretty people!