This. Reese's Pieces are good but lack the chocolate balance that PB M&M's have. Also, bring back PB Max!

PB M&M's > Reese's Pieces all day and twice on Sunday

"Gurl 2nite imma stick my dick in ur bacon"

That belongs with some of my other gifs...

I agree female tennis players should make an equal amount as their male counterparts. But in other sports isn't it kind of sexist to pay players who aren't nearly as good more money just because they're women? I mean most wnba players wouldn't even make it to college level mens basketball.

For real, the ice pack story is my single favorite story submission ever — even more than White Tiger or any of the revenge stories.

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

No, it does not. And may it never happen to you.

Agreed. A lot of people may delude themselves into thinking they could never do something like this. But in reality, almost anyone could.

Whoever made up the nickname "Yoko Romo" for Jessica Simpson is aces in my book.

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Is that pastel de 3 leches? My mom only made on special occasions (read: baptisms, first communions, easter, anything religious really) and my. god. I would sell my atheist soul to the devil for that shit.

I've always thought, "it is a baby eating, what the fuck is your problem," was all that needed to be said.

This is probably the only proof you need that Facebook is now officially dominated by Moms.

At first I was horrified by your comment. Then I thought about it, and decided that I agree with it. But I also don't want to see about 90% of the photos that are posted on Facebook.

NO BUT BENJAMIN GHAZI IS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO AND IT'S A SHAME THAT SHILLARY CLINTON HIRED BARACKETEER OBAMA'S MUSLIM TERRORIST HITMEN TO HAVE HIM KILLED SO THAT NO ONE WOULD PAY ATTENTION TO THE FALSE FLAG CHEMTRAIL RE-EDUCATION STORMTROOPERS THAT STOLE CLIVEN BUNDY'S FREEDOM COWS TO USE AS TEST BEDS IN CLIMATEGATE…

I wish my friend who was killed by using statistical evidence instead of anecdotes, could have read this. He might still be alive. Statistically, probably not, but anecdotally, he totally could be alive.

Look, I agree that goddessoftransitory was doing a little Kool-Aid, devil's badvocate shit there, but you are just straight up wrong about abuse of men and why it occurs. I also take huge umbrage with the notion that men are "born" with the idea that it is their right to do whatever they want - you have a case with…

I think you have the problem hun. A big one. But i don't think you know what a MRA talking point is, because neither me, nor Goddess up there refuted the abuse women suffer, we added that men do get abused too, a REAL fact.