Maybe he's ready to die bc he's a Biggie fan & he knows how awesome that album is! Or maybe Biggie & Tupac visited him in his coma. Who knows? One of life's great mysteries.

True fact:

Y Axis: Personally Fullfilling. X Axis: Pay

Ummm...?

Mom?

Nice show of sportsmanship by the opposing team. For all the talk of the racism inherent in international soccer it's nice to see a man recognize another man is having a really fucking bad day and trying to tell him it's okay.

I'm copy-pasting this comment from the io9 thread which said pretty much what I wanted to say:

Chalupa Batman would have been a LEGENDARY name!!!

Alright. This is pretty wrong of me, but I occasionally read clients' emails, when I am checking on how the spam engine is working. It is usually stuff like newsletters, so no privacy violation, but there is the occasional juicy thing. The best I found was a client refinancing his car and buying his mistress a 500k…

Boobs-no-shirt is going to be my new screen name when I get banned again.

I found my old boss's YouTube channel, which had just one video- it was 3 minutes of him quietly filming his wife's backside as she's reading the paper at her kitchen counter.

I remember having to sit my little brother down (he's 14 years younger than me, so he was about 10 or 11 and I was in my mid-20s) that he should really learn how to clear his search history because I was pretty sure that he, not my father or older brother, was responsible for about 30 google searches for "boobs"…

How DARE you put Hershey's Dark Chocolate at 27. It totally deserves to be in the top 10. Do you even have taste buds?!?!

From my COLD DEAD CHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Facial hair since 2001, full beard since 2008. Whateva, whateva, do what I want.

So I guess I can stop preloading lotion into my urethra. Good to know.

Welcome to the age of viral videos making talentless people famous. for 15 minutes, just long enough to put an ad on one's YouTube video to rake in some bucks.

Maybe I'm finally reaching an age where I can date myself, but what the hell is with 'Prom-posals', anyway? Do kids no longer have the guts to go up to the person they want to go with and say 'XX, will you go to Prom with me?' without making a major production out of it?

I can't watch these things. I found a class photo of my now 11 year old son; the photo was from two or three years ago. I gasped when I saw it— my son looked so young and it wasn't long ago. His face is rapidly changing from a young boy's to a young man's. How could the fullness and roundness of those infant cheeks…