.... Are you Lisa Simpson?

"I've been here for years." — Michael Joseph Albrecht

I really dislike that on literally every other Gawker blog you can get a semi decent convo going, but these comments are usually filled with lame ass jokes, follwed by "+1."

One of the top point guards in his recruiting class, normal height for a PG, major college program known for producing great PGs. What in the fuck are you talking about?

To The Husband Who Left Me For His Intern

Yes. It's not like a boner for clits, but the tissue gets suffused with blood and becomes more sensitive and swollen. So do the labia! If you're into the ladies and they are into you, my advice is to take your time and really listen to what she wants and responds to. And to stop thinking that clits should be…

Think of it like... the tissue that makes up your penis is the same that make up the clit. When it gets filled with blood cause you get all excited and what not, it becomes bigger. But I believe you're right...it's less noticeable on some women because of the size, but it does happen!

Take a look at the 'pink button…

Now that the Nets have signed an openly gay player, the pressure will be on the NFL to find a place for Sams or explain why (because he's good enough to be drafted).

I don't think that an "erection" is accurate but it's analogous to the penis, so there is increased blood flow when you're aroused. But no, it doesn't stand up and salute. :)

For starters, have you looked?

I don't know how visible my clitoral erections are but you can definitely feel the difference. I've had partners reference it in a matter of fact way, like "check clit is aroused".

Yep! She pops up a bit. There's a lot of variation among them though, so it's a lot more obvious with some ladies than others. It also sounds like this poor woman may have been unusually engorged.

It's mostly not visible. Hope this picture isn't too nsfw:

Game over, man. Game over.

But... but... but.... he's Art Mullen. Art's awesome. :(

fuck that i eat what i want

"Even if Ms. Faircloth was not truthful, vilifying discussion of sexual assault[...]" A case could be made that an advocacy organization implying that it doesn't matter whether serious accusations like this are true or not could also have the effect of vilifying discussion of sexual assault.

I'm just gonna say that "domestic violence advocacy" reads very, very badly.

There's a petition at MoveOn.org, if anyone is interested.

The "selfie" fad is becoming as old and annoying as duck lips.