She'll sign it, just like she signed SB 1070, requiring us brown folk to present our papers to prove we belong in America.

Can someone please explain Arizona's legislative plan? It's like their plan is to get rid of anyone who isn't straight white men and maybe 100 or so white Harvard educated hookers for procreation purposes. How are they looking worse than South Carolina? They look worse than a state that literally has a confederate…

the hammer is fine, it just looks like the character is hammering out the dents in a tin can. like he plain doesn't give a fuck about forging armor and is angry that he has to act out this little hammering animation for our enjoyment. obviously this is because his wife left him for a Bosmer and took his litter of…

And yet, for whatever problems the article may have, the opening paragraph is fucking amazing.

I'd keep him on the roster. It's rare to find a player who can go out and give you 21-21-21 every night.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

Over the past couple of months, you've heard that they don't exist. But they do exist, even in Sochi— you just have to know where to look for them. And here at the Mayak cabaret, you'll find plenty of them. Despite Russia's repressive laws, you only need to walk through the doors of this bar to discover the truth:…

Bonus points for excellent use of tags.

I'm sorry but I cry bullshit bc lulu lemon ALREADY makes men's clothing. What am I missing here??

How come there was no suggestion by you to penalize men? A guy created an unwanted or inappropriate pregnancy. Why not make it so that man has his balls chopped off if his sperm created a pregnancy that gets aborted? Why suggest penalizing women at all? If a woman is raped, she pays for the abortion, sometimes…

My family has a life size cutout of Shaquille O'Neal that my grandfather stole from a gas station and we hide it around the house all the time. Best places: On the toilet so when the bathroom door is opened he surprises you, inside the front door, and behind the bed. My mom screams every time she runs into him.

Pretty sure Samiwert just ripped off this idea.
Kayne West has had pictures of Kanye West all over his house for YEARS.

Sorry, but, what?

He needs to lose his livelihood and suffer forever.

I'm okay with his apology. I've read shitloads of his books and he's one of the few writers with whom I honestly don't care if the main character is a man or a woman, because his characterization is so often genderless. While at the same time he doesn't avoid issues of gender violence.

Good grief. Is it so impossible to believe that he is truly sorry and was referencing his books as proof that he has tremendous respect for women? I appreciate his apology. I appreciate that he didn't just say "I'm sorry you got mad at me." I accept his apology. Twitter is dangerous if you tweet without thinking.…

Never apologize for The Shining! Apologize for last September's horrible sequel (Doctor Sleep). The Shining is my favorite King and I think it is so amazingly twisted and terrifying because King's substance abuse issues at the time of writing colored everything about the story - nothing is as terrifying as the things…

There's no glory to Basque in after that goal.

Classified as a "warming device".