The Expos M, man. It blew my mind when I realized.

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/north-1994

Keep politics out of football! But be sure to watch the million-dollar U.S. Army Halftime Show, featuring Luke Lambert performing his hits “What if God Was a Troop?” and “Treat My Daughter’s Boyfriend Like an Arab”! Don’t change the channel until you’ve seen ALL the flyovers!

Benedictine isn’t just Catholic, it’s military. God knows how that combination fucks people up.

That’s also my 10th wedding anniversary! I had no idea (don’t know why I would have) that it was the same day.

Wait a minute - you know Every Lacrosse Parent, too? Small world! I went to college with that guy. He was tons of fun at parties.

Lynchburg sucks ass, but the rally wasn’t there. No idea why Cantwell is in their jail. It’s a 70-90 minute drive from Charlottesville.

That headline needs another word.

Amen. Racism is not a check box on your soul. It’s the actions you take.

“Antifa are just as worrisome as fascists” is Nazi apologism, plain and simple.

I’d say the tipping point was the Kate McKinnon version on SNL - I can’t remember the last time I was so viscerally embarrassed to be watching something - but it had jumped the shark long before that.

Hottest take: I’d be perfectly happy if I never heard ANY version of it for the rest of my life.

And Euron! There was even a line during the triumphant celebration about how they would defeat their enemies with Euron handling the navy and Jaime running the army. Cersei hires the best people! THE BEST! Lots of people are talking about it.

If two people named Shawn and Beyoncé are ambiguously responsible for god-awful names, my first instinct is not to blame Shawn. (Could be a Hambone/Flippy situation, though.)

And draft-eligible Austin Nichols! The rogue Wahoo!

Fuck Joan. She knows what she did.

He had some of the best rookie stats. Not all As mentioned above, he shot 41 percent overall and 31 percent from 3. Brogdon was at 46 percent and 40 percent in those stats. Throw in that the Bucks were under .500 before putting Brogdon in the starting lineup and won 2/3 of their games after and it seems like Brogdon…

Say it with me: The best ability is availability.

He was incredibly complimentary until he was pressed into giving a tossed-off response to a question that was vague at best and loaded at worst. Would it have been better if he’d said she wouldn’t be in the top 450? Top 250? Because yeah, she’d be ranked pretty low* if she played on the men’s tour. It’s not…