700 is probably wrong. The correct answer (to split a completely hypothetical hair) is probably in the 200s somewhere. But it was in response to a poorly worded, ambiguous, leading question. McEnroe had no decent choices - he had to either do this and risk the wrath of the SerenaHive or agree that she could beat…

Serena Williams to David Letterman in 2013: “Andy Murray would beat me 6-0, 6-0 in five to six minutes.”

For context, the full exchange:

Facebook is hostile to terrorists and disrespectful to dirt! Can you not see they are serious?

If he’s not advocating for beaning every non-Oriole who shows emotion on the field, I’m bored.

Fellow Celtics fan here. Never thought they had even a slight chance to get past Cleveland barring a LeBron injury. Far happier about the lottery than beating the Zards.

Where’s Burneko?

Good to know that questionable slides are now acceptable reasons to throw at a guy. Kelvin Herrera is vindicated!

Dahntay Jones is an asshole who stands out among assholes. A true piece of shit.

That said, it was a pedestrian goal.

Do yourself a favor and do a quick search for Haisley’s “Arsenal are going to fuck this up” articles. There are several each year.

Is that Pau Gasol in the video?

Haisley thinks he’s a prick.

It’s because the same fucking Swedes are still writing it.

Lord willing.

Give what foul? Nova had been in the bonus for five minutes at that point.

No fouls for Nova after the 14:51 mark of the second half. That’s a lot of flawless defense!

This has nothing to do with the NBA, but it’s puzzling that Melo is so accomplished and valuable as an Olympian and such a cancer in the NBA. How does that work?

Also he’s going to be president one day, if Trump isn’t emperor for life by that point.

*Five years of college. He redshirted to have surgery for a foot condition that was believed to be career-threatening.