Are you just picking words out of a hat at this point?

I will guarantee you that those liquor bottles now contain nothing but water.

No. In the next sentence I discuss how much I'd like an invisible girdle.

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

Hi Rachel, I'm Robo Trumble. Now you have a black friend, and you can go tell those fools your Black Friend said they can fuck right off.

Nevermind thinking "I save bread" — it's going to take all my willpower not to yell that every time I receive bread at a restaurant.

OMG!

YER A JESUS, HARRY.

I've been hearing about this shit for two days now thanks to my girlfriend, who is goddamned obsessed. She also claims that for some reason, the author refers to Gryffindors or Slytherins as "Gryffindor Hats" and "Slytherin Hats" which bothers me WAY more than it has any right to, like a persistent nail dragging…

If I have to sit on a seat built for a capuchin monkey, terrified to recline it lest I get stabbed, you bet I'm wearing sweats. I'd wear a toga if I had one.

Someone's going to do it...

I went real country when I first read that and thought "You can't eat dip. You spit that shit out." /North Carolinian