AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

Not sure if this was mentioned but, if so, worth re-mentioning. And if not, think about this for a minute or several b/c it is incredible and one of the most amazing aspects of Bob Gibson’s MAGICAL season of 1968 (I think of this whenever there some reference to guys not getting pulled):

Ok, I stand corrected.  I didn’t see that angle before.  The other angle looks like there isn’t any contact.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

“Paging Doctors Krystal and Destiny to the burn unit...”

It’s almost like high quality photography was an integral part of what made Sports Illustrated so great.

If the only point they were making was , you’d be right. But it wasn’t just about the fact that AD wanted to play in LA - Burneko and Chris continually underpinned their argument by trying to highlight the Pelicans “dysfunction” as the basis that the Pelicans should not act in their own best interest, and that the…

And whoever chose it and decided to play it knew what it consisted of. You can’t tell me they just randomly chose it.

This is truly some bush league shit

They also removed Birth of a Nation from their rain delay rotation.

If it’s a Sunday neither the GM nor News Director were around, I can almost guarantee you that. And if it was any sort of station worth its salt in a severe weather market like Tulsa (and wildfires certainly qualify if they’re threatening a populated area), the meteorologist on duty has the authority to tell his…

Sadly, I can top this…

*This* is the sort of interruption to be mad about.

This. God Let This happen

- Hi, I’m Rob Lowe, and I have DirectTV.

All I ask is that the Deadspin staff to refer to him as “Rob Lowe cosplayer Rob Pelinka” from now on.

Pelinka looks like the mean character Rob Lowe was supposed to be in Wayne’s World.

Please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations . . . please make Lavar Ball President of Operations.

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.