Heck, in the time it took that thing to drop, Zack Greinke could’ve thrown two pitches!

Oy, Big Guy- where were you for those six Patriots Super Bowls?

Fuck that juy.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Um, he means the sleepy players missed the plane to DC. Why bring race into this?!

What are the odds that Chumpf mistakes J.D. Martinez for one of the White House staff and demands a Diet Coke?

<pedantry/> Melanin. Melatonin is that stuff that helps you sleep. But your point remains a good one. (Side note: why the hell is JD Martinez going? Is is just because he’s really into guns?)

yeah, but she also wholeheartedly supported Art Briles, going so far as to encourage people in an auditorium to punch anyone who says they’d not send their daughter to Baylor.

Let them eat hamberders.

I wonder how nervous he was that Omarosa would just show up and record a bunch of conversations but he wouldn’t be able to pick her out of the crowd. 

Kim Mulkey’s grimace at the sight of a fast food spread for the Baylor Women’s Basketball team’s visit to the White House is worth a thousand words.

I wish TNT had every game.

Even if Josh was being petty here, which he wasn’t, Steve Smith was literally the pettiest player ever so maybe stop throwing stones bro

He knows that off season workouts are voluntary right? He didn’t need to go to these lengths to get a doctor’s note.

I’m sorry, no, Pop won’t be able to do that because I’ve already planned out his post-NBA career pretty comprehensively. He’s going to retire from coaching and move directly into the White House, where he will drop kick Trump and the rest of the horror show into the toilet and then flush them to hell where they belong…

I’m flattered that you’d make a burner just to insult me. This is my first personal troll account. 

As Espinal recounts what seems to be the incident that led to the son’s broken arm, she also paints a picture of a fractured relationship

Right? Just straight out of the league. Audio of him threatening someone like that should be grounds for permanent expulsion, imo.

For me or you, there is no functional difference between the two.  If I had either amount, my coworkers would never see my ass again.

It wasn’t great phrasing, but it doesn’t strike me as coming from a place of malicious or even casual racism. I think he’s just saying that life-changing amounts of money like that are inconceivably large to regular people. I mean, I’m a white dude from California, and I’m too poor to have any real grasp of the…