Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

Deadspin turned off comments. That tells us a few things:

A former bad head coach could still be a terrific coordinator who could not handle head coaching duties but still good in their area of expertise?

FYI, Mr. Blank: A Toter 64-gallon wheeled commercial trash can easily capable of holding a coach’s body is located at aisle 56, bay 005 at the Midtown Home Depot in Atlanta.

I actually Googled “serial killers with families” in order to find what I needed to make my point.

Yes, they do have a lot of former head coaches on their staff. A lot of BAD former head coaches.

“’We’re going to do something,’ Blank said.”

Ugggh. So her soon to be ex-husband choreographs a revenge porn campaign against her, and she resigns her position. Ugh. 

Not even that much! I mean, did you look at the hat in the photo? There’s like, two pieces of flair, tops.

Bill Belichick put more effort and sincerity into his resignation letter from the Jets.

I dont necessarily think more firings are in order. But they do need to address why such a statement would be put out so hastily. On a lesser scale, the Indians had a bit of a kerfuffle with a fan on Twitter earlier this year over not allowing him to buy tickets due to “broker activity” on his account. They posted it…

I’m sorry about your brain disease.

Bashing on Springsteen by millennials has become as cliche as the boomers’ fawning. As a Gen Xer, I’ll sit over her and smugly listen to Nebraska, knowing you’re both wrong.

“We are Farmers, ba-di-dum-dump-dum-dump-dum" is actually the refrain from the little known b-side to "Downeaster Alexa" single, which was released at least 5 years too late to cash in on the Farm Aid attention.

Your take is that a man most of us mistake for Michael McDonald and was saved from being yacht rock by Chevy car commercials is top 40 but Bruce Springsteen who’s songs were covered by the number 1 musician on the same list is the most overrated musician of all time. Username checks out.

As a Michigander I’m so ashamed I forgot Seger. He’s top 20.

Say what you will about the music, but Billy Joel is a fucking genius. He hasn’t released an album since 1993, so he has no embarrassing late career stuff for people to hate (I’m ignoring the weird classical album, which is still nearly 20 years old). He plays approximately 10 shows a year, all a designated drive from…

Didn’t the kid drop the dime on the dad on live television?

This is very inconsequential compared to the Fancy Lad who got on the wrong boat.  Why, he wasn’t really a Cabin Boy at all!

I’m confused. I thought this had something to do with the Moops.....