WAIT. THIS is what gets them upset?

I just find it crazy that all these republican officials have apparently never seen a Trump tweet, seen a Trump interview, or heard how he likes to move on women like a bitch or grab their pussy before today.
Do they all represent the same cave or are all their states/districts different caves, void of electricity and…

How dare you compare assholes to Mitch McConnell.

He said he respectfully disagrees with some of the coverage he has received from the media, in particular from Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski, but nevertheless he respects the need for a searching and critical press to a functioning civil society, and ultimately he welcomes the scrutiny because he thinks…

Patton Oswalt has a funny bit.

This just felt right.

“I don’t see what the problem is. Face-lifts are elective procedures.” - Republican Voter

I was just watching clips on youtube, and I love how Capone’s lawyer suddenly changes his plea to “guilty” against his client’s will, and just uttering those words end the court proceedings. It’s completely ludicrous, but I love it.

It’s a superhero movie more than anything else, but I still love it. The second raid sequence (the successful one) is one of the most fuck-yeah pieces of cinematography filmed, especially thanks to that wonderful soundtrack (by Ennio Morricone!!) But that, the Potemkin homage, and “did it sound anything like that?”…

(hitter smacks a deep one to right center, stands and admires the shot)

I presumably speak for many casual baseball fans when I say: holy shit, K-Rod is still in the league?

plsplspls make this happen

+1776

Nothing to see here. Getting kicked to the other coast is just Manifest Destiny.

General Manager I served with Pablo Escobar, I knew Pablo Escobar, Pablo Escobar was a friend of mine, General Manager you’re no Pablo Escobar.

It’s a dumb move by Gilbert, but I’m guessing James figures the Cavaliers aren’t going to be the team to pull it off, and playing an entire season plus an entire post season to get to the Warriors and lose is so much work.

I hope Gilbert formats his next screed in Papyrus so he can show that he’s an adult now.

Even Nixon was brought down not because of directly colluding with the Watergate burglars, but because of obstructing justice via a cover -up.

True, but Trump’s not a politician, and a lot of his cronies aren’t either. Their ability to not incriminate themselves seems to be way below that of even a middling politician.

Yeah, there were 2 years between the Watergate break-in and Nixon’s resignation (a period of time during which he won re-election). People are going full Keith Olbermann and thinking that this whole thing will be over in a week. Strap in, this is going to take years.