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I absolutely think they would. Part of me things the GOP would actually like to. If you get Trump’s dumb ass out of there, you can put Pence in. Pence is every bit as crazy as Trump, but he’s way more polished and effective as a politician.

Setting aside the fact that Brooks is a dipshit, I think he’s probably right that we should lower our expectations about any evidence of actual collusion materializing. If it existed, it would have come out by now along with everything else that has leaked. I think the best we can hope for is that Trump’s moronic and

an enigmatic Russian billionaire, a huge flaming pile of shit passed off a master deal to gullible and desperate rubes and an organization seemingly run by emotionally stunted morons. Huh.

See?!? See how easy that was? What the fuck is this Survivor nonsense?

This trade was the NBA version of the Mitch Tribisky trade. Or the Shelby Miller for Inciarte, Swanson, and that pitching prospect trade.

Here’s a strange thought, let’s say he committed rape in the more common way it is thought of, he raped a classmate perhaps. Imagine the outrage had it been discovered he was pitching on a scholarship less than 3 years later.

The Mets are paying Bonilla twice as much as the yankees are paying aaron judge this season.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Read all way to end...was not disappointed.

+1 M. Night Shyamalan

I was pretty sure I knew where you were going, but a satisfying ride nonetheless.

A slow-building routine, but you nailed the landing. 9.6

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the

Durant used to drink bourbon in OKC, but with Westbrook around, there just weren’t enough shots to go around.

Beer is gross. Bourbon, on the other hand, is delicious. Why can’t we all celebrate with a grown-up beverage?

I am genuinely surprised to find out someone is still paying Oliver Perez to pitch in the big leagues.

It’s the textbook broken clock scenario

I’m actually surprised at how rarely you guys go in on Barstool. I hope you keep at it.

I’m not too surprised at how it all started, Siri has a reputation for talking back.

While I admire Ley, referring to someone as the "cornerstone of ESPN's journalism credibility" means as much to me as calling someone the "smartest illiterate high school dropout"