Anyone remember “Who Is Most Now?”

It’s been so long since I’ve watched ESPN that the only name I recognize from that list is Ed Werder.

I’m glad they did this, but let’s be clear - Lexi Thompson knew what she was doing.

Fucking Falcons.

Fucking Falcons.

I say this as a die-hard UGA fan: Kirby Smart is a dick.

Wait a second. It’s not an NCAA violation to hire a kid’s dad just for the purpose of getting that kid to your school?

Not everyone gets to face Lex Luthor. Sometimes you just have to fight the stupid ass street thug facing you at the moment.

I haven’t seen the beginning of that video, so I can’t say for certainty just how “violently” this man refused to deboard. Knowing how restrictive and cramped airplanes are, you’d simply need to not unlock your seatbelt and not move, as if you were part of a sit-in protest, to make the gate-cop’s job, at best,…

After the 2010 week 1 loss in overtime to the Steelers in Pittsburgh, Lombardi popped his ignorant ass up on whatever TV show had been cursed with him at the time and declared that his sources told him that the Falcons’ brass and coaches were not pleased with Matt Ryan and that we shouldn’t be surprised to see the…

That list of 7 traits reads like the criteria that ESPN used for its “Who’s Most Now?” made-for-TV pseudo-countdown from the early 2000s. And about as insightful, I might add.

As a lifelong Falcons I can tell you: it will never not be too soon.

I’m seeing two separate issues here...

You deserve many, many stars for this.

Hey, where the where the white women at?

Discount Dental Dam?

Discount Double Lick?

This is a Catch-22. My beloved Falcons are going to the Super Bowl. On the other hand, I will now have to wait longer than usual the Falcons 2017 edition of WYTS. 

Or that most of the country had never heard of him before this year?

“[Michael Jackson’s dad] Joe shows you that you can, in fact, beat your child to greatness. Oh, but the thin red line you toe. Because you want to hit him hard enough that he one day has the creative angst to give you the thriller album, but *not* so much that he fucks children.” - Daniel Tosh