And sometimes with one another.

This is a big fear. I’d actually want the democrats to actually block the impeachment, simply because as long as Trump is in office he’s going to be a freaking circus clown and will inadvertently sabotage whatever they try.

Golden showers fill your eyes

In Berman’s defense, Al really is a fuckhead.

He’s already dead.

If only she’d broken a woman’s jaw. She’d have been red-shirted.

Fuck the Cowboys..

Pffft. Cam Newton spent the past 5 seasons flopping his way to plenty of personal foul calls that benefitted him and his team.

This one made me literally laugh out loud.

I’m allowed to read “fuck,” “shit,” and “cocksucker” in any given article on Deadspin. I can read about an NFL security guard masturbating near a line of cheerleaders. I can watch a video of a guy eating a girl’s asshole in a Buffalo parking lot, and watch while a lady gives a man head in the bleachers of FedEx field.

Bookmarking this for the 2017 edition of ‘Why Your Team Sucks.’

I shall burn in hell for how loudly I laughed at this.

This article on the comments started me down a slightly off-topic wormhole: did the Sullivan family ever receive any money from Notre Dame following Declan Sullivan’s death? I searched Deadspin, followed by a Google search, but I was unable to find anything definitive.

Mary sweet mother of Jesus. Goddamn I won’t be sleeping tonight.

Mark Hamil, Val Kilmer, and Eric Stonestreet had a 3-way. Nine months later the surrogate gave birth to Steve Bannon

Unreal. This piece of human garbage is going to win this goddamned thing.

As admirably as Chris Wallace moderated the last debate, I bet he’d struggle with this.

Trump is a lousy person, but I agree - he wasn’t breaking any law.

Agreed.

What an ass. Act like you been there before. Just toss it to the ref, and head back to the bench.