Wilt Chamberlain played in Chicago?

Wife, two oldest daughters and I had just settled into our seats about 10 rows up, 1st base side. I’ve got my beer in my left hand, chili dog in my lap and I’m sitting between my daughters (9 and 7.) Foul ball is hit in our direction, but too far, even if I wasn’t weighted down with food and drink.

If that little tyke had been wearing a Yankees’ cap, the teenager would've drilled him in the face with that ball.

“Damn, bro, you get hurt a LOT!” — JD Drew

Wait a second. You’re telling me that a privately-owned golf course has actual rules and enforces them? No way.

Color me skeptical. If the 4-Letter had the WC we would've never seen this on OTL.

I can’t imagine the Red Sox writing her a check. First of all, it'd be damn near impossible for her to win anything in court, so I can't see them Jist offering her money. Secondly, it would set a precedent that the rest off the league would be less than happy about.

This is sacrilegious to some, but I think it's kind of crazy that the nets haven't been extended yet. It needs to happen.

Christ, even Chris Berman shut up for 20 minutes to let Cal Ripken run around Camden Yard.

“Most Bob Costas Moment?” Sorry. Not even close. 1996 Olympics, as Ali is lighting the flame, and Costas exclaims, “Ali, his body racked by Parkinson’s. A shadow of his former self.”

Hell, you just needed Mike Martz to get his head out of his ass and run Marshall Faulk few more times.

Don’t forget Roddy White.

Only 40?

Seriously? He’s never managed before?

I worked in higher education administration for 15 years, student life primarily, where I worked with a number of clubs and organizations including Greeks and sports clubs. While Greeks have historically gotten the bulk of then bad press (and, in most cases, rightfully so), they couldn’t hold a candle to the creative…

I have a hard time thinking that the reaction would’ve been so swift had this been the University of Kentucky Baskeball team, or the Florida State football team.

Or perhaps something like, "My daughter called and asked if she and her friends could come over and party, and, yadda, yadda, yadda, I'm REALLY tired this morning." She would've avoidd all this .

Beard of Biff Pocoroba

I’ve never been to Wrigley, so pardon my ignorance: how many bathrooms were located in the outfield? Since the bleachers are closed, and those bathrooms located in that area, without the people out there, it seems like the ratios would work out. Or did they still let the same number of people into the park?

"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"