I believe they prefer the term "crackers."

This literally made me laugh out loud.

Very reminiscent of the issues with the Ford Pinto. Ford knew that there was a problem with the car, and that it might explode from a rear collision. Quick calculations by the boys. in accounting figured (a) it probably wouldn't happen, and (b) if it did, it'd be cheaper to settle with families than it would to…

Kappa Alphas have a notorious reputation because of their profession to be "Southern Gentlemen." Here at southern universities they used to host parties/old south balls, where the brothers would wear confederate army costumes and the women wore the classic giant hoop skirts.

So did they know that this guy was running from the police, or did they just flip the hell out??

It's almost as if he'd seen it on a film featuring secretly-recorded-offensive signals.

I'm a big fan of Czaban's as well.

The talk-show skit format, 99% of the time, reflects the lack of creativity and laziness of the writers. It's as if they want to try and make something funny, but don't know how to do so. It's almost a sure-fire sign that the skit is going to suck.

Won't happen. She pulled similar crazy shit in Atlanta. Never once offered an excuse, let alone an apology.

Just go huff some Rustoleum. Same effect.

Her bat-shit crazy act is one reason why the Falcons didn't put a whole lot of effort into keeping him.

They haven't won a Super Bowl since Spygate.

It's always hard for me to gauge coordinators like Bowles. He's the beneficiary of some excellent personnel - Campbell, Dockett, Peterson, just to name a few. It's sort of like trying to get a read on Adam Gase: is he that good of a coordinator? How can you tell when he's got Manning under center?

Sometimes it's a hit (John Madden) and sometimes it's a miss (Lane Kiffin.)

Yeah, I don't get that. Is there a limit to the number of times a trade can be attempted? If not, and the league approves the vote, why is the treasurer/Money Team owner going off on the guy?

Hey, where the white women at?

Yeah, his argument is more solid, but we all read it EXACTLY the way Shifty wanted us to read it. Had this turned out to be true, would he be so deliberate with his misdirection? Hell no. He'd put this little feather into his sports reporter cap and tell us all, "SEE?! I told you guys..."

Oops. My bad. Grams, not ounces.

Honest question...

Don't know what happened before this video, but one of the "victims" appears to have thrown the first punch.