Oh no!

HELLO MY OLD FRIEND! How've you been the last 13 months?

Great piece, you’re the man to lay out all the fascinating avenues of this story for the laypeople who do not have pro wrestlers in their avatar

As someone who loves GTA but thought GTA5 was trash and thinks GTAO is shitty, I’m both happy to hear they’re still doing GTA things over at Rockstar, and just sad that a this PS3 game is still the only GTA we’ve gotten in years.

Nope. If you want to play your physical games, you need to get the physical PS4. More deets:

Oh nooooo. Im going to hell for laughing at that.

Well no wonder he’s in Smash.

Here’s a crazy idea:

Let your developers work at a reasonable pace and set your release windows to actual, realistic time-lines in the first place and then you don’t have to push shit back a million times because your project managers can’t seem to figure out how time works. Tell marketing to shut the fuck up and not…

Hey, maybe by then more than 15 people will have the RTX 3080

There’s definitely a common denominator when it comes to the Republican party and the absolute worst of humanity being attracted to it.

“If you care about a game and are willing to go and spam dislike some random dude on the internet because you cant play it for 3 minutes, it’s stupid.”

It’s a hilariously stupid take because all of the Uematsu tracks he listed are memorable because of the moments they were attached to in their respective games. One Winged Angel by itself without having played any of VII or the boss battle it was attached to loses much of its impact; to praise it while shitting on…

I second SpaceCop’s comment.

Great write up! One correction, though—”Weight of the World (Prelude Version)” wasn’t actually Soken’s work. Okabe redid the track himself as a guest creator on the raid.

You forgot Rock’n Roll Racing man.

True, inline sponsorships are more of a YouTube thing. Just like our sponsor! (read that in Linus Sebastian’s voice for comic effect.)

It’s almost as if they’re being exploited or something.

“Haha, I’m personally unaffected by this, so I don’t give a damn that other people are being treated unfairly! Hooray, apathetic selfishness!”

cool, move along

Cap sneaking into Thor’s room to pull on his hammer.