“I was greeted by a group of steelworkers who came to wish my a quick recovery. Big, strong men; they were bawling their eyes out. They said they hadn’t cried that much since they were babies. And all because of my YUGE gasps. Can you imagine?!”

Injuring yourself and putting your life in danger to own the libz!

This is literally the only one I’m going to watch. I am really looking forward to Sen. Harris speaking “Shut the fuck up, Mike.” with just her eyes.

Just so you know, Yazoo was the name of an old Native American tribe.

I feel like the perps’ mugshots should have been featured. Why y’all frowning? Smile! Y’all’s famous, now!

Oh, so it omits the literal thing the grand juror called him out on? What a surprise. /s

Yeah, no. That’s not how the name works. Find someone and something else to be mad about.

Probably. And I pray that it is. They should really have to work to earn this level of hate.

They had him go to Walter Reed early specifically because they don’t want him being carried out on a gurney.

Ummm, who have you been hanging around? I haven’t heard anyone say this in my social circle, nor have I seen any media report this as such.

BINGO.

Duluth went to Clinton with 60% of the vote. The whole county went for her 51% to Trump’s 40%. I can think of a lot worse blue color towns, is what I’m saying.

Inbox: GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

Donald criss-crossed the U.S. looking for the novel coronavirus. It’s the one person it seemed to be afraid of. Well, he wasn’t having it. He finally found it.

He choked like a dog. Like. A. Dog.

The fucker was JUST out there at the debates mocking Biden for wearing masks in public. He’s been teasing karma for many, many months, outchea practically looking under rocks to find ‘Rona. Well...

Oh now you don’t, Donnie. You’re not gonna slip away from accountability in this election. No, sir. We need to witness you publicly rebuke on a massive scale, and then we need to see you and all of your henchmen charged with state criminal charges starting January the second your ass steps out of the White House.

The thing is, he hasn’t regularly attended a Catholic church in decades. As recently as 2016, he was still attending an evangelical megachurch in Indianapolis.

Stupid, it’s a very stupid slope, and she should be ashamed for parroting right-wing anti-woman talking points. Period.

Ope, the full line is “Take of that dress. We’ll burn it together and pray for forgiveness.”