Subject/verb agreement is dead in huge swaths of our nation.

My insane violent brother once told me that “men handle divorce and breakups much better than women do.” This guy is the definition of a misogynist. I remember thinking “yeah right, the jails are full of women who killed a bunch of people over a man (not.) I once heard a quote that women kill men to get OUT of a…

Amen!! I had to unfriend all of my moms (may she RIP) friends because of their patently offensive, racist and Fox News imbibed “shares.” Mom had a huge group of friends, and she fought the good fight, telling them they were all full of crap until she died. These are nice “Christian” ladies who have turned their backs…

I would LOVE to Netflix and chill but my friggin cable company sucks so bad that I watch buffering and throw things.

This guy has married trophy wife after trophy wife. Problem with these guys (my mega-rich, handsome, narcissistic brother is one of them) is that the women have to stay in trophy condition. This typically brings on crazy amounts of Botox, filler and fear of food......and certainly doesn't make room for a sick wife who…

I was weaned on Tab. Our whole home was addicted.

Why not “live in sin” and do everyone a favor.

You will DIE in the hospital if you don’t have a badass advocate. I was the badass for the last 4 years of my moms life and had I not sucked up to nurses and stood toe to toe with arrogant doctors, she would have died numerous times. Here I was, college educated, prepared, informed and assertive and I STILL had to…

For Stern fans: Remember when Howard etal had to instruct Baba Booey that his name was not “ Dell-uh-bait” but in fact “Della Bah Tay?”

Gauche darling. Beautiful, but gauche.

I was obsessed with Donny Osmond when I was a little girl. I became convinced after making out with my Donny pillowcase for a few years that if I was to ever marry Donny I would have to ditch Catholocism (which I did later anyway) and become a Mormon. I had figured out that Mormons only marry other Mormons and needed…

I was a sun worshipper for years, despite my Nordic DNA. Just as I forced my wavy hair straight, I forced my pasty skin to a burmished mahogany every summer and vacation. Now despite Botox etal.......my sis who is 10 years older than me is assumed to be my younger sibling every where we go. She looked pasty and I'll…

Maybe she’s playing Kenya Moore’s long lost Jewish Godmother on “As the World Twirls.”

Funny you say that. Was on a group trip with friends, and one guy brought a friend of his. He warned us ahead of time that she”was an acquired taste” (oh fuck.) She looked like Adam Driver’s sister on friends (we were heavily prep at the time) but okay......

Do we as the U.S. EVER ask Saudi’s to take responsibility for anything?? It’s global Mean Girls!

I’m not Jewish either. We did our deal on Christmas Eve and then my sisters and mom would go to this huge Jewish department store that was open on Christmas Day (medium sized Midwest city)and spend the day getting deals, deals, deals!!

A huge group of us rented a house on Martha’s Vineyard for Figawi weekend (or was it Nantucket?) We were packed in there like sardines to afford it and I ended up in a King sized bed with 5 of my friends. My poor friend Molly slept in the middle while the rest of us spoon f’d and various other degenerate acts on…

What is the controversy over space space? It drives one of my friends over the edge and he’s a copywriter.

I’ve been begging my sister for one too. Purely for decorative reasons. She said she would do it but you have to use giganto needles (therefore not a cozy, sit on the couch and knit kind of project) and it would take about $500 worth of wool/yarn as I would something soft and not some rainbow acrylic crap from…

Not like I believe anything Ms. Goop says, but Gwennie said about their relationship, that, “Ben enjoys having a lot of complication in his life.”