“in many ways it’s the same game developer Insomniac has already made several times over”

Hope it will be Yakuza 8!

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

I’m one of those weirdos who plays with an Xbox controller on PC and I can’t imagine trying to play with a keyboard and mouse. Using hot keys and triggers gives you access to like 54 skills and abilities instantly- it just takes some practice.

So for years people have been remaking, updating, etc. Nintendo properties and for literally just as long Nintendo puts out C&D’s every single time so why do people continue doing it? Is it in hopes that their work will be picked up by Nintendo like how CS was picked up by Valve or is it simply for the…

I personally would consider the two figures shown in the SMH article (left one is “Aspen Premium Format Figure” by Sideshow Collectibles, and right one is Vampirella as mentioned in the Kotaku article) NSFW, especially in the context of a government office. They’re not pornographic or explicit, but they’re well…

I mean, I do think there’s some room for an understanding, particularly around young, sheltered white men, that they’re going to get odd exposure to words and not really understand it properly. It could well be that he’s just not that sort of person, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll…

Finally, he will no longer be dogged by claims that he’s not a Real Gamer

Classic private company making a situation a bigger deal by getting salty about it. Just tell him to change it and it’s literally never discussed. Now it’s A Thing. Solid work!

“And Mega Empires itself is a reimagining of the classic board game Civilization, first released in 1980 and so good a couple of guys were inspired to turn it into a video game series a decade later.”

A couple notes that I think this article really should have brought up:

I honestly couldn’t tell the difference between the UFC gif. and the normal adds on this site.

It kind if reminds you of this website, doesn't it?

https://www.salon.com/2019/06/19/joe-biden-to-rich-donors-nothing-would-fundamentally-change-if-hes-elected/

You said it a bit more directly than I would, but I agree wholeheartedly. Articles on this site are getting worse by the day. Why are we discussing internet-celebs like some chatty gossip magazine?

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

So, there’s this scene in The Two Towers where the orcs begin murdering each other over whether to eat the Hobbits alive or bring them to Saruman, who will torture them to death.

Jesus christ somebody please fire the people in charge of naming their consoles.

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013: