Hes talking about Halo and Killzone and Resistance and that's IT

Too bad he can't go 7-9 anymore.

.......but by far the biggest issue in chat is with your OWN team. All chat has like 25% the risk of being a stream of rage compared to team chat. This does literally nothing!

Shit, now I'm horny AND have Cry of the Blackbirds stuck in my head.

This is deeply not a big deal, except that a big chunk of the story won’t make sense for people starting now, although even with Forsaken still in the game shit doesn’t make sense for new players. This makes sense because Mara Sov is absolutely gonna kill Spider some time this season and that’ll be that, and then we…

Everybody needs to stop giving a shit if a game is “open world” (a phrase that doesn’t even seem to mean anything anymore, honestly). I don't feel like anything written here makes Metroid Prime "better", nor do I think most of what is mentioned is actually materially different from what is already there.

I remember that grind for the final boss. By far the worst part of that game imo. That might have been the first time I had a coherent critical thought about a game lol, Circle of the Moon was the game I got with the original GBA.

Funny you mention Epic Seven is affected, as I recall this exact strategy worked really well about 12-18 months ago in getting the stingiest bullshit changed over there!

Hopefully one of the tags is “Wait for Zapdos, go HAM at Zapdos, Win Game”

Incredible stuff, bravo

The video glossed over it, but Uncharted is a much better example of this. Drake hesitates to kill the big bad (for example), but we’ve spent the entire game just mercilessly wrecking fools, why would we stop at the WORST fool? Bioshock isn't "ludonarratively dissonant" just because killing the little sisters gives…

This is a ruling AGAINST the rich guys (the brokerage firm) because you cannot allow your employees at a brokerage to go Rogue with random people's money. Nobody reads. 

I think thats a fine point, but often... SO OFTEN, Bungie’s intentions blossom into something else entirely.

Where the difference comes in here is that these folks aren’t playing Trials to win Trials, they’re playing Trials to get rolls for guns. Like everything else in Destiny, what you really want is just more loot more faster, so if you’re an asshole PVP god you can actually cash that in with the current system, whereas…

This is so clearly staged I thought it was a bit!

Two things here:

The Kingdom Hearts 2.9 thing is one of the best meta jokes I've ever witnessed across all media, it is perfect in every way, and I'm pretty sure that alone propelled me through KH3 lol

Weird how that works

I think both Niohs start out that way, for sure, but in each at about the mid way point you stop encountering new enemies, and the game simply starts putting more in smaller areas. The enemies that gave you trouble in the first half become trivial and are only annoying if you get 5, 6, 7 of them in a pile coming after…

I appreciate that you've now created an entire straw man to fight, just to better agree with a portion of the review above!