Heather, with this article and the Red Dead article you wrote recently it feels like there are two great articles in each, competing for air time as I read! I’m here for a full article on what playing realistic war games means in 2018 and what Rockstar making the same kind of extremely dirty-feeling game for the last…

This was all worth it for Simmons combusting internally as it happened 

This is an excellent article.

I went to the waiver wire in my fantasy basketball league and saw Kyle Anderson there. I thought “Wait, is this that Kyle Anderson or is this another guy named Kyle Anderson?”

Normally the kind of red faced hyperbole for lazy players in Chicago feels an awful lot like a dog whistle (mostly because those same people COINCIDENTALLY I’M SURE love Kirk Hinrich), but in this case holy mother f***ing s*** for the love of f***ing god just give the minimum amount of effort required to appear as if…

This is good and true and I fully support all your opinions on this trash ass game.

My wife has been in mourning for years at the loss of her bi-yearly Nancy Drew games. Occasionally she updates me with things like “Now they say it’ll be out in 2019" and “Now they say it’s taking longer because they are... making it a VR game?” and I just don’t have the heart to say those are the dying throes of a…

Q deserved better than he ever got from Blackhawks fans, same as Corey Crawford who I assume will be gone in some way here shortly.

Hitting your kid is for you, not them. You’re just trying to release your own aggression and doing lasting damage in the process. If your kid is throwing an unreasonable tantrum just hit that Ric Flair strut to the kitchen and get something to eat. It’s a lot more helpful to teach them that tantrums don’t get them…

There should be a piece about the players who have been butt once but now are triumphantly not butt.

The very idea that Anthony Davis would rather have Boogie than Niko Mirotic and Julius Randle (to sign Boogie both would need to leave town) is insane considering the positive effect Niko has had on the team and Randle’s usefulness so far this year.

I think that would rate somewhere between “Metroid Federation Force” and “Star Fox: Grand Prix” on the scale of befuddling business decisions made by Nintendo so.... oh god.

Yeah, Nintendo should make a new Golden Sun for Switch that isn’t way, way too easy like the 3DS one!

Now would be an okay time to take a mulligan on Maryland and Rutgers I think, B1G.

Vice Fangio, strategy meeting, tomorrow at 8am:

Devrim popping in at the end was really something, it’s hard to hear his voice and not think “YES I GET THAT YOU LIKE TEA, DEVRIM”

It’s weird, my wife and I are avid horror fans, I love roller coasters, I think people getting freaked out is hilarious, etc. And I just cannot bring myself to intentionally frighten my wife or child. It just feels so needlessly cruel. Age has weakened me, clearly.

Oh, uh............ wow. Wow, that is a bad list.

Having grown up in the QCA I can confirm that 99.8% of the area’s white population was watching Megyn Kelly a few days ago nodding their heads.

That reptile place in South Dakota has an alligator the size of a fucking RV it is terrifying.