Nothing on that map looks remotely interesting.

I don’t even think the “Hathaway leaving her relationship” reflects well on her in Bride Wars: that one boils down to her changing her entire personality to match Kate Hudson’s, then her (admittedly douche-bro) future husband saying “Hey uh... I did get engaged to an entirely different person here, I don’t even like Ka…

I have this DLC for free, I beat the raid about 25 different times, loved this game for much longer than pretty much my entire clan... and I just do not care at all.

The thigh is the best part of the chicken, and also somehow the cheapest. People who buy drumsticks, what do they want?

succubi*, ser. RESPECT THE PLURAL OF THESE MYTHICAL BEASTS.

Hot damn that was expensive.

I tried to say Solange once and suffice it to say this list is correct.

That last part is fucking alarming

Look, we’re trying to turn this whole planet into an ocean, I feel like your revenge is coming Mr. Shark.

I’ll admit I feel like less of a human being FOR liking them, but by god I actually find them useful! And I do so hate hitting an extra button to play a trailer. So much WORK.

I like the produced trailers auto-playing, but those generic ones are brutal and generally unhelpful.

I love using the KC Masterpiece as a base, Stubbs is pretty much fine on its own.

The majority of everything in Splatoon 2 is in the first game, but it looks cleaner and got a re-balance. I mean, shit, the single player story is damn near identical, right down to the final boss. The additions (salmon run, some new weapons) feel like the type of stuff I’d see included in a FINAL MIX or HYPER…

But they still haven’t clarified whether it’s a new game or an update to 4? I guess Splatoon 2 is more of a Splatoon 1.8 Final Cut REMIX type of deal, so maybe that’s the situation here and they don’t want to talk about it?

The long and short of it is, yes, absolutely, the union negotiated an awful deal.

Wouldn’t a better, but still ultimately stupid, metric be the difference between a top 3 QB and a QB picked between 6-10? Also, the guys taken with picks 1-3 there are a much better group than the guys taken 33-64.

I choose to believe Brooke Lopez was terrified by loud noises and became frightened: “Hey GuyS (voice breaking), just calm down! Hey, come onnnnnn.”

It seemed to go out of its way to invoke Doom (in the combat at least), though, which was a real mistake on their part. It reminded me of Doom, but never got close to how great Doom plays and feels.

“Wolfenstein 2's combat is fun” is an interesting take. Maybe I didn’t find that to be the case because it seemed like such a noticeable step down from Doom.

*blows on dice*