Didn’t they figure out it was supposed to unlock on a specific day? Nintendo never comments on leaks. They have a plan and they stick to it regardless of what people discover. I’d expect to hear about it on the anniversary of Iwata’s death.

Mirotic is absolutely not a useful player. In any way. He is the goddamned worst. Trade both of them.

Lavine/Markkanen?

Look, send him to Chicago, then send Mike Wallace, too, and we’ll happily field a receiving corps of nothing but failed Steeler #2 options.

So... hard... to read... three... sentences...

Wasn’t there that thing a while back where Peter Dinklage was asking people to stop getting Huskies because they are now the most abandoned dog in the USA? Due to their direwolf-esque appearance?

The Micro doesn’t have 20-30 games loaded onto it like this presumably will, so that’s not any more worrisome than, say, the Game Boy Color existing. HeartGold is probably the best Pokemon game, so why would one want to play the demade version? The Zelda games would still be fantastic, but I can’t think of a non Zelda…

Woof, I feel like starting with the GBA might be a better idea. Most GB games are hard to look at now, and the best ones all have very good re-releases.

Aside from nearly winning the Cy Young last year, Hendricks’ greatest quality is how frustrated opposing fans get watching him pick apart their lineup. With Strasburg you can understand it. You can cope! Hendricks makes you SUFFER.

Man it’s nice to see a not white guy be racist for once, it’s like I can breathe for a second.

The greatest travesty is that it gets worse after they DO get back to the infinite number of unresolved plot threads.

Man, with 54 days a year of paid leave it isn’t like you have to be at this job you hate very often!

If you have no sentimental attachment to them, throw away the cases and put all the discs in a single DVD binder, throw it on a bookshelf. Compromise!

The hallucination isn’t her, I don’t think, that’s either him losing it or her organs speaking to him a la Metal Gear Solid? But yeah, she’s alive and crazy and I guess the Anteiku people have been keeping her in a shipping container for reasons. And then they completely abandon that plot point.

Tokyo Ghoul:re, a summary:

I’m current on the manga for this one and I am begging you to run as far away from this as possible. Every new chapter finds a new and interesting way to be godawful. I can’t look away.

If you do all of those things, I think the best advice is to... watch something else.

They constructed Leviathan, I think, in a way that demonstrates what each individual’s strengths and weaknesses are, and forces you to fix your flaws to overcome the challenges. For instance, the Grumpy Dogs segment you struggled with I’ve yet to fail in my group, and I think this is mostly because our team has two…

It’s hard to imagine he didn’t do it, but it’s also clear that the police planted multiple pieces of evidence AND built their case around a confession they did everything but personally write and sign, which they got from a very clearly mentally challenged kid. Maybe Avery did it, but if there was ever a case where a…

I thought I was immune to poison ivy. Then I scythed out an area behind my father’s place of business that might best be described as ‘botanically diverse’. I went inside, wiped my brow, looked in the mirror, and startled at the sight of the mottled burn-victim-looking motherfucker I had become.