The Cake Baby should be on the opposite of this list. Everything about the Pelicans is perfect. The team name, they’re in an arena named after not just smoothies but smoothie ROYALTY, and then they let this truly terrifying monstrosity roam their grounds? Wins everywhere.

Your assumption here seems to be that Kojima games aren't mainstream phenomena? Kojima has the 7th best selling PS1 game, 6th best selling PS2 game, 6th best selling PS3 game, and MGS5 sold 3 million copies in 3 days, so I expect it will end up near the top of the list on XBone and PS4 as well.

Important to note here that every time Kojima does a first trailer for a game it barely has anything to do with the actual game at all.

Yeah, that's an actual apology! That apology is hot fire.

You're thinking the VR headsets are like PCs because they attach to PCs. They're more like consoles. You can stick a PS4 disc in the XBone, but it doesn't mean it'll play.

He's reiterating what he said before, with some new stuff (3 games in development).

So uh... an AO Dynasty Warriors game, eh? Did we need to lead with the Caska stuff?

Remember, kids: outing people as gay and posting sex videos against people’s consent is bad.

(Also, this means President Obama has seen the CarMax Range Rover.)

Worse! Development in the Des Moines area means lots of aesthetically minded ponds that for some reason love to attract geese. The newly suburban owners think they're adorable and feed them. I give it 5 years before everyone here hates them as well, but right now they're becoming dangerously close to what seagulls are…

Depends on where you are in the Midwest. I live in central Iowa now and people here love them. Grew up in Illinois, where people basically think of them as plague rats.

Ah, if only open conversation was truly an option. But years of being notoriously blunt with people has taught me that it is not.

OHHHHHHH

The sad thing is, most people have one of those stories, yet people continue to do this. Your wedding is not worth more than $400 to anyone but your parents and grandparents, and honestly $400 for anyone under 30 is still too much.

I believe there should be an achievement/trophy for getting a vote from the other team.

Vote for yourself every time, immediately. Otherwise, vote for the highest number of anything. High numbers are good, and fun.

This is an entirely different article that should be written. If you are in your 20s, you should not be allowed to make your bridesmaids/groomsmen pay out the etc for your wedding.

My god... the ellipses...

There are enough moments in the game that are nods at what you're talking about. Half way through they literally ask him "Why are you even here?" and it's basically just Matsuno staring at him and Squenix angrily.

As far as I now everyone votes for themselves if they appear. Also, contrary to what I expected (on PS4 anyways) healers and Reinhardts seem to take the bulk of votes. Getting votes as an offensive hero is tough.