badmutha
badmutha
badmutha

The “You should really think about whether this is right for you” is a go-to response for 80% of the professors I’ve ever dealt with or known people who dealt with. A lot of them treat any set back or show of difficulty as an opportunity to A) show they’re better than you and B) get you to quit so that they can get

I grew up in a family where sports, specifically running, was THE most important thing. My dad coached kids for 50 years...racked up 30 state championships between his boys and girls, including numerous individual state champions, state record holders, and nationally ranked athletes. Growing up in that family, being a

This is the line many fools keep spouting. And if you look at the figures in a total vacuum, it’s true. The wealthy WOULD be paying the lion’s share of the taxes. But when you actually dig into the systems in place, the way taxes are paid, where the money goes, and so forth, it’s a COMPLETELY different story.

Bam.

I’ve adored her for ages.

If you cant love her even more.

I am all about that Comfy Pants Life! 

You can have the hand puppet, just as long as I have have the rabbity cape.

The hand puppet impeding her from opening the envelope was hysterical.

Indeed. I want the rabbit hand puppet. Don’t judge me.

She seems to be just so much fun and her husband is always up for it. Also, maybe this is throwing a little shade at Lagerfeld and his comments about sweatpants and giving up on life? This is a great look !

I went on an extreme fast once and went years without carbs! It was super fun spending time in a hospital learning to eat again and suffering from malabsorption and constant nausea after years of anorexia. All of this is so aggravating and frustrating. I feel like every single person I know is on some keto or

We should stop calling them “biohackers” and call them what they actually are, “morons”.

A water fast is the other way around. It’s where you only have water for 3 days. Still dumb, but not “going to put you in the hospital for dehydration” dumb.

Compare the Obama clan to the Wasilla Hillbillies. 

The Trump c(k)lan just, JUST, did a whole family twitter thread joking about Native American genocide, and Malia’s post-its are the story over at DM...

You are actually misquoting her. She didn’t write “I’m tired of seeing an ape in heels.” The actual words were “I’m tired of seeing a ape in heels.”

“I hope Mrs Obama sends her a lovely note about keeping her chins up when things are looking down”

Not Sorry, Pam!

The schadenfreude....hook it straight to my veins....