Cher or Barbra.

If that asshole said he appreciated one more question, or stated that “as I sit” here one more time I think I might have exploded. I have never been more thankful to Nadler then when he closed the hearing.

She OPENED the closet after hearing some random dude admit he was in there.  I, 100% seriously, would have run screaming out of the building.  

How did Buffalo Bill find his way into a closet in Greensboro in 2019?

Some bigot somewhere wants me to be afraid of trans women coming into the ladies room whereas I fear regular dudes all the time because they’re creepy everywhere.

He was actively looking for a reason to punish miscellaneous black men for his friend being raped by a black man.

Gaslighters gon’ gaslight

The lying has gotten to the point where it’s not even funny anymore. I mean, how is that even remotely worth disputing or arguing over...?

Sincere apologies to both gentlemen, who should star as crime fighting brothers RIGHT NOW.

Hmmm. “Judging women in Washington DC on their appearance and paying as little attention to their words and actions...”

They should just make it a re-release of the first movie but keep it secret. I’d respect the hell out of that. “It’s Ghostbusters, the way you remember it!”

“I’ve seen things that will turn your ass white!”

“Bustin makes me feel good” is the greatest line in the American songbook.

Ok so I saw the movie Wonder and it’s cute and nice and a good message. But the audacity of showing it in the Trump White House when you know the Trumps (all of them, including Melania) would be the first and worst bullies of a kid like Auggie as children or adults is just like...blech. Like, Trump would run the other…

Google “Obama baby pope” and behold the glory of Obama losing his shit over it. He was in hysterics. It’s one of my favorite memories from his WH photo, Pete Souza.

Speaking of Giuliani: “NEVER FORGET!”

I was thinking more like:

The White House Halloween party must feature an appearance by Nosferudy Ghouliani, who scares children of all ages (and, one presumes, bears the scent of sulfur).

ALL TEH SASS