He should just fuck the hell off and slither back under the rock he crawled out from.

White douchebros, apparently.

This is my utter lack of surprise.

JLo IS...Chumbawumba!

Lol, I adopted a chihuahua terrier mix. He is now a fully grown medium-sized dog at 32 lbs with long legs and a long, skinny body. The DNA test said he was 25% chihuahua alright...but also 25% chow chow! 50% is still a mystery, though I think there’s a drop of basenji in there. Who knows what else.

The more history I read, the more I begin to suspect we can’t learn.

Attack you with LUV!

Slain by that little face!

It took me three tries to read your whole list because I kept scrolling back to that puppy face. Fuck guys...get more puppies.

*snorts* thank you for that laugh!

Bucky pupdate! He was sick after our longest car ride adventure (25mi away). I chalked it up to too much excitement/potential car sickness... But then he puked again the following day. Given he still hasn’t had his final shots and the threat of parvo scares the ever loving crap outta me, we ended up going to the vet.…

This week was much better! Went to my favorite annual night-out-dancing event on Monday and had a blast. Saw a really fantastic concert Thursday night. We got our book stocked in a 7th (!) LA store (and they’ve already sold a couple of those copies, apparently!), NY guy had an exciting professional development that…

Do you have an extensive library of true crime books with lots of dog eared pages and highlighting?

Do you own an ungodly number of baskets and bottles of lotions?

This is the kind of ad mad scientists run when they need more subjects and have been informed by the local prison of the restraining order.

Dammit, Karen, another wedding??!   At 2 pm on Thursday?? 

What on earth is the ‘ability to DIT if needed’?

requires US passport, drivers license and “a lot of courage”...  but “All work takes place at our offices”

As a former music industry dinosaur - I feel like this ad is pretty tame. A bit ballsy to come out and say it in print considering it’s 2018, but I have seen so much worse.

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