That’s funny!

SAME!

I am in my office, with all the lights on, and I am STILL a little freaked out.

Kitty! What a cutie.

What if they don’t want to scare you, they just want to be noticed and interacted with. Would you be scared anyway?

YAYA!!!!!!! I LOVE THE SCARY STORIES!!

And a personal assistant willing to snap a billion times.

Nope. I sing this song with my kids and they love the high energy. No wonder all those women are crying.

Nope. I sing this song with my kids and they love the high energy. No wonder all those women are crying.

Nope. I sing this song with my kids and they love the high energy. No wonder all those women are crying.

I married the one who blames his farts on the dog.

Can I get in on this bulk rate liver transplant?

From your mouth to God’s ear. I hope they do send this little twerp to prison.

Again we are talking about being away from home. I think that is the point ES2 and I were making. Having dinner with co-workers when not traveling isn’t common for us.

I have never had a dinner with a client or co-worker when I wasn’t on a business trip. Lunch works much better in my field.

Hey girl, I am glad you got that contract.

I know, right? EWWWW.

Oh you had one too? Yeah, we never got to do “nothing.” You were outside, or reading, or cleaning house.

If someone says that “right way” bullshit, they deserve whatever hell they get.

I love that you have a T-rex and a velociraptor.