Holy shit. I am sorry that happened to you.

WHAT THE HELL.

“Are you swallowing miracle grow?” might be the best thing ever to say to such a ninny.

Right? And calling it the nuclear option!!

UT is very progressive, and this dude is not the norm at UT.

AHHHHHHHGGG!

I am so embarrassed that he still works at UT. Come on guys, get rid of this quack!

Do you remember when they were on the cover of Vogue? That’s when I was like “What?”

She has her butt tightened up. It looks round on one side and flat on the other but when you have a tight booty and you clench it looks like that.

Even with the sound off you can tell exactly when Megyn says plastic surgery. It is hilarious.

He had a facelift? I thought he just got old.

Extra, extra dead.

Me too Grumpy, me too.

I...what...how...I don’t understand her thought process.

My first thought was “Wow, those models look A LOT like the real supermodels.” Dur.

I thought the jacket was for him? Maybe it was badly written.

Me toooooo! It was awesome.

Hey! If you don’t mind a little scab for about a week, your GP can freeze them off much cheaper! Worked for me!

Dave Grohl is just a really funny dude, period.

Do you know Kristy Hume? Is that her name? Long blonde hair, angelic looking.