There was a method to the large trench coat for one season. She was preggers with her first child, Piper!

BOOM!

How come the guys never dance with their dates? Ever? It is weird.

I stand corrected!

Well this just made my morning! I love little joeys and I love Jessica Chastain. But why did they use a made up word on the cover of the magazine?

Dear, I am almost the big 5-0. I am LOST most of the time when people discuss popular singers. **straightens blanket over legs**

You are so correct. They will never believe you and you will end up with a headache. (as someone with waaaay too many Trump supporting friends)

The perfect shade thrown by the perfect first daughters.

And most of the rednecks here in Texas.

Ooooo you did the mirror thing too? That was some freaky shit.

I think the squinty eye thing is her sexy face. I have seen pictures of her just smiling and she doesn’t normally do that with her eyes.

When I try to make sense of what he says, I feel as if I am the one having the stroke. Word salad is right.

And a little bacon for good measure.

Kind of like the old Playboy bunnies maybe? They wore ears and tails even.

This line of questioning is making my head spin....

Horses will usually step on your foot or chomp down on your hand, which ever is closest. Camels and llamas however, are spitting fools. I think it has to do with the shape of their mouths.

I kind of thought that too.

He and that Kaely Cucco girl from Big Bang dated for like a hot minute. Seriously, as soon as it was known that they were a thing, they weren’t.

We should all be so blessed.

I lost my first copy of “Good Omens” to a “friend” who took it on vacation and left it there. Never again!