TRUTH. She seems to be very selfish actually. And somewhat ignorant.

Ick. What a waste of time!

That is why so many people who are looking for something to believe in are sucked in. You aren’t alone, obviously, in being taken in for a time.

Do not lend out your books, do not lend out your books, do not lend out your books....

I don’t care if someone believes that “Horton hears a Who” is fact based, as long as they don’t legislate that I have to believe it or make laws that pertain to others based on the book.

I really don’t understand how some people can believe that shit in the Secret. It sounds so silly.

Years ago, me and a white male were hired for the exact same position in the exact same company, 3 months apart. He started making $2,000 more than I did, and I had more education. It is very real.

NO.

You’re so right. It was like the Civil War on Jez. Ugh.

I am sorry about your miscarriage. I hope you are ok.

There are a few women who like him. They tend to be the ones who say that he will play hard ball and make Congress work. They are worse than delusional.

**Producer Guy in his early thirties, sleeves rolled up, snorting ALL the lines in his office while on speakerphone** “Seth, this is fucking GREAT! This movie is conceptually, man, I mean, nobody ever... **SNOOORT** It will blow people’s minds. AH SHIT, I just said blow!” **laughes maniacally, snoort, snoort**

How do you get a beach body in 6 weeks? CHOLERA!

Lead poisoning, so what? You gotta have that flawless skin!

Oh we haven’t been close for a while, and she was always much more conservative. We’ll stay friends, but not close.

RIGHT? A NEW WORLD HAS OPENED UP BEFORE US!

Oh she isn’t very polically savvy. Her husband kind of tells her which views to have. But yes, when anyone says “sheeple” I kind of chuckle. Or roll my eyes, depending.

**HORK!**