@bklyn155: Oh PM me the details and I'll look it up. I spend a fortune internet shopping every month.

@femme-bot: I'll be vice president, no wait, junior executive vice president!

I'm ashamed to say what stuck out in this post most was princesse tam tam for lingerie. I am obsessed with their cute sets.

@Breamworthy: I was at a lecture once with an invited speaker in college, and his field was keratin disorders and the skin as a barrier. He made a throw away comment about how when it came to redheads, their skin was almost a disorder in itself (in terms of dryness, and being easier for foreign particles to cross the…

These surveyers have obviously never met me.

@roseylivesonaboat: Then Mo would try and flog them in some nefarious scheme to make monet.

@roseylivesonaboat: She has totally been eclipsed by this Eastenders' Tiffany!

@rampantwhistler: I think they're just giving out about their lazy co-workers. Perfectly reasonable complaint. It's hard work trying to check out all those breasts all day.

@AgainWithFeeling: Don't worry. Your day will come my friend.

@Katxyz: I don't think it was to do with obsessing about food though, I think it was a biochemical thing. I actually ate plenty of food at the time, and never skipped meals, to the point were my mother took me to the doctor to see if I was diabetic. I think something occurs in the body after that much weight loss. My…

@wilmawonker: He's only 23 and very single. He said he's very impressed I walk around with it in public, it was embarassing enough buying it!

@Omitofo: No, I asked my little brother for a backpack for christmas and he got me this. He said it was appropriately festive. I use it because I'm too cheap to buy a new backpack, and also because I think it's funny, but the looks I get are unreal. People are unsure if I'm a jesus nut or a weirdo or both. It…

@bluebears: Are you the woman who asks to borrow my magazines in the changing room ate the swimming pool?

I wish I could emphasise with you Sadie, but I can't. I'm one of the scary people in the gym. Not one of the fit beautiful people, but the weird people others avoid because they wear a panda hat and have their swim gear in a sacred heart of jesus backpack. Try it, I recommend it for giving you a thick skin.

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: It could be. I think the diet culture of the seventies followed by the exercise cult of the eighties really fed into it. It's interesting that those trends arose in America, which really seems to have puritan/protestant work ethics and values as its moral foundation.

@femminista: Nope, I'm so ashamed now. I was going to post an image of this as a joke [www.celebritydietdoctor.com]

@badly drawn girl:

@femminista: Sorry, my internet connection is acting up, and my image won't upload. Gah!

@femminista: Is this it?

It's not this is it?