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That cat needs to take lessons from this guy.

I loved Anastacia Krupnik. That's where I first heard the word debacle (or the bockle, as Anastacia thought). Deffo Lacoste for Daphne in the fashion spread.

That was brilliant!

The best tip is to be reasonable. Send food back if it is improperly cooked, has ingredients you requested not be included, or there is hair or other foreign objects in the food. Do not send food back because you decided to be adventurous and didn't like the dish. No one forced you to order what you did, so put up and…

That looks amazing! I am so jealous. From now on I am your devoted follower :)

Please tell me the name of your blog! (if you don't want anyone to know private message me). I have only started getting into nail polish the last few months while I was recovering from surgery. I'm actually getting obsessed! I'd love to follow your blog :)

I'm not certain if it still works, but I've seen this guide for deleting your account.

I think it was from earlier in the day. Kids are allowed in before nine and I reckon someone changed a nappy, had it in their bag and dumped it there later on. It was so disgusting. I sit on seats too, I don't think there's anything unsanitary about it. I had never heard of hovering until a friend told me she did it…

Crap, sorry, I reposted what someone said on fb without checking the date.

Reports of her death have apparently been greatly exaggerated.

Apparently it's a false alarm.

That's hilarious. I love how they just have to give into their curiosity. My old cat was obsessed with taps. If they were on he'd fight with the water until he was soaking wet. He used to spend hours in the tub, staring at the tap and every so often at the plug hole, wondering when the water was going to appear. He'd…

Sali Hughes in The Guardian had a video column on red lips. [www.guardian.co.uk]

Wow, good on you. It's awful that it needs to be done, but I'm glad people like you are out there to counteract the mobs. Enjoy your well deserved relaxing.

Sure, sure 'she fell in'. Stick to that story and you'll be fine.

I actually spent an hour watching videos of cats and babies fighting the other day. Every single one was beyond hilarious.

Why do kittys always turn the caps lock key on? Is it because they're mad at the internet?

Another victim of the pupriarchy.

Yay! I get irrationally pleased with myself when I test out new polish. A konad will be like that x1000. Go forth and stamp my friend.