I'm trying to keep my crazy internet shopping habit under control, so Amazon and their one click system is my nemesis. They are pretty cheap though. I'm going to hold out for a few weeks to test my willpower and then get one. They look like so much fun. I hope your stamper arrives soon!

Ooh, I've been eyeing them up for so long. I'm feeling very jeaous right now :).

I haven't tried them yet, but the stamping kits are supposed to be really easy to use and provide great results. For simpler designs, like polka dots, fluffy clouds, or flowers, you can improvise with a hair grip or pen nib. Dip the end in nail polish, tap off excess so it doesn't drip and dab on your nail. It's…

I will never fail to be astonished at how disgusting some women can be in public restrooms. Years of cleaning the toilets in a pub when the cleaner is sick have left me with a mental stockpile of horrifying images, including the mysterious appearance of a child's dirty nappy in the last cublicle between eleven and…

A lot of women seemingly haven't mastered the art of sitting down toilets yet (I'm talking about you, hoverers. Quit sprinkling my seat.). I don't hold out much hope for ladyrinals.

Santorum by name, Santorum by nature.

She is stunning. I love how she looks in the Chanel ads in particular.

Asking a Prime Minister to defer a war, not because of the pain and suffering it will cause, but because you want to attend a frickin' concert is one of the most narcissistic things I've ever heard.

This was a fairly ineveitable consequence of the drug, since it's known that PPAR gamma, the ultimate target of FGF21, is involved in osteogenesis. It is symptomatic of a general problem with the development of new drugs to target obesity, diabetes, and associated conditions. Since it's a huge market (in more way than…

I actually remember reading somewhere that breakfast cereals in the British Isles have more salt than anywhere else, including the States and Canada. Apparently they adjust for the local palate, and up high decreed that we love salt.

I've never tried this recipe, but Dan Lepard's normal recipes are pretty good. [www.guardian.co.uk]

Apparently she used to comment on Jez back in the early days, before she became very successful.

That John Frieda stuff was gorge. It even smelled amazing. I have the Bumble and Bumble surf spray, but never use it. It makes my hair look ratty and greasy, even when I use tiny amounts. I'm not sure why John Frieda doesn't bring back the surf spray, it was really popular.

Is this the girl in question?

I think it was her PR team who released the whippets thing. Why they thought that was preferable to whatever the hell she has been doing is beyond me.

Brazil, yes definitely. I remember getting really annoyed at particularly persistent catcalling in Rio, and then realised it was a bunch of police officers who were catcalling me! When even the police do it, you know you can't get away from it. I got a lot of weird attention there anyway since my red hair was a bit of…

You need to marinate it daily in hundred dollar bills.

I dunno, I like Ellie Goulding, especially her cover of 'Your Song', but she's a terrible singer without all the production behind her. I still prefer her to Lana del Ray though, because it's clear she strives to be a musician whereas Lana strives to be a star. I think that's what rubs people the wrong way; she's…

She wishes! Lana del Ray is no Lisa Hannigan, and never will be.

Didn't Erin Brokovich rip off the families affected by PGE by charging higher fees than she initially said? I've heard she's a bit of a sheister.