"Kevin Smith Wears A Hockey Jersey And Jean Shorts." Couldn't they just call it "Kevin Smith Wears Clothes"? We can assume the rest.

I get misspelling "its" once in a two-paragraph article, because we all have our brain farts, but how does a professional writer do it twice?

LOL. All good, man. Cheers to you!

Understood, but I thought it was pretty clear that I was referring to the author of this post calling Dent a "councillor," which is unarguably incorrect.

I’m afraid not. Councillor is not a different spelling of counselor. They’re homophones, two entirely different words with entirely different meanings. A councillor is no more a lawyer than a principle is someone who runs a school or a beat is a vegetable.

Councillor: member of a council. In other words, not Harvey Dent.

Quite possibly the oddest incorrect spelling ever of theirs.

Amelie is hilarious and awesome, but I hope someone told her that Mean Girls' Mark Waters is also Head Over Heels' Mark Waters, and Head Over Heels is a hunk of maggot-infested dogshit even worse than Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, which was directed by some guy named Mark Waters.

Not to mention Busfield and Ken Olin played business partners on Thirtysomething, and Olin is an executive producer on SH…and he directed this very episode.

Ah, hell no. Carrie hit it on the head. This episode was a complete refutation of everything the show used to be about. It had been fast-moving, sexy, entertaining, and ridiculous in a FUN way. This was straight-up garbage.

After it ended, I flipped over to Comedy Central (hoping for something actually entertaining), and it was showing a Jeff Dunham special. And I realized that True Blood finale was so godawful, I actually would have been better off WATCHING JEFF DUNHAM.

Two non-Cannon films? So unlike Chuck Norris, he didn't work with Golan-Globus?

Like Fred Flintstone drivin' around with bald feet.

Today's quote from the A.V. Club:

To be fair, killers are known for their serial fucking.

It's "discreet," Oliver. Discrete is an entirely different word. Thanks.

Semantically, that's a fair point. I think the interviewer meant "appears" in the later books, but granted, alive was the term used.

"In LATER books." It's right there in the quote. She's in the first Hannibal Lecter-related book, Red Dragon.

And Garrett becomes Garret in the stray observations. Because an 11-year-old girl texting her friends gives more thought to accuracy than Oliver Sava.

I guess I should have waited for the point where you misspelled "Peterson" a couple of times after the first reference. Seriously, is it that hard to check your shit one time before posting?